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# Title Category Rating
1 Abstinence
- Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 4.96802736493
2 Are You Really Sure?
- |A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, t...Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 4.779296875
3 A Son's Love
- An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.His...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 4.6875
4 A man is almost about to die
- |As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the trut...Read the whole joke
Marriage Jokes 4.625
5 A blonde and a brunette were talking one day...
- A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend had a slight dand...Read the whole joke
Blonds 4.4375
6 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 4.3125
7 Addicted To Computers
- Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. ...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 4.296875
8 12 Shots
- A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 4.265625
9 Blonde and The Coke Machine
- This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drin...Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 4.125
10 A 12 inch ___
- Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn't have a lighter, so he asked his...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 4.125
11 About last night
- After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mout...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 3.9375
12 College Rules
- On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The f...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 3.875
13 Are caterpillars good to eat?
- |Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such thing...Read the whole joke
Food Jokes 3.875
14 Blond Alligator Shoes
- Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to > > take home a pair of genuine...Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 3.75
15 The Devout Catholic Woman
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 3.75
16 A drunk orders himself a beer
- |A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats h...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 3.75
17 Dirty jokes
- One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her han...Read the whole joke
More Jokes 3.75
18 0
- A truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper. The patrolman told him to get out of the truc...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 3.75
19 A blind man in a store
- A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3.5390625
20 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 3.5
21 Blonde and Hairdresser
- A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a hairc...Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 3.25
22 Accountants and Engineers on a Train
- Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the th...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 3.25
23 A man walks into a pub...
- The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the ...Read the whole joke
Ouch 3.25
24 Child sent to bed
- |A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Ca...Read the whole joke
Mom/Dad Jokes 3.25
25 101 Things Not To Say During Sex
- But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you sme...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 3.1875



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