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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
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School jokes - 25008
- Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest
sentence you can think of
Pupil: Life imprisonment ...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 2 |
School jokes - 25009
- Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on
the map please ?
Pupil: There it is
Teacher: Now, ...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 3 |
School jokes - 25010
- Teacher: What's the longest word in the
English
language ?
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a m...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 4 |
School jokes - 25011
- Teacher: I wished you would pay a little
attention
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can !...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 5 |
School jokes - 25012
- Teacher: In what part of the
world are the
people most ignorant ?
Pupil: Hong Kong
Teacher: Wh...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 6 |
School jokes - 25013
- Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read
Shakespeare ?
Pupil: No
Teacher: What have yo...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 7 |
School jokes - 25014
- Teacher: In music, if "f" means
"forte",
what does "ff" mean ?
Pupil: Eighty...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 8 |
School jokes - 25015
- Teacher: Can you tell me something important
that
didn't exist 100 years ago ?
Pupil: Me !...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 9 |
School jokes - 25016
- Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your
ears, do
you have an infection ?
Pupil: Well you ...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 10 |
School jokes - 25017
- Teacher: Name two pronouns ?
Pupil: Who ?,
me ?...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 11 |
School jokes - 25018
- Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see your writing
has improved.
Pupil: Thank you
Teacher: Now I can ...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 12 |
School jokes - 25019
- Pupil: The
art teacher doesn't like what
I'm making ?
Dad: Why is that, what are you making ?
...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 13 |
School jokes - 25020
- Mother: "Why are you home from school so
early?"
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a que...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 14 |
School jokes - 25021
- Principal: Do you do
your homework?
Kid:
Now & Then
Principal: Where do you do it?
Kid: Here ...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 15 |
School jokes - 25022
- Science teacher: What happened when
electricity was first discovered?
Fred: Someone got a nast...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 16 |
School jokes - 25023
- Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last
year.
Jaspar: Why was that?
Caspar: She couldn't afford a ...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 17 |
School jokes - 25024
- Teacher: What is the formula for
water ?
George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O
Teacher: Is that the formul...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 18 |
School jokes - 25025
- TEACHER: "Can anybody give an
example of
COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got m...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 19 |
School jokes - 25026
- Q: What did one math book say to the
other?
A: Man I got a lot of problems!...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 20 |
School jokes - 25027
- Q. Why did the jellybean go to
school?
A. Because he wanted to be a smarty...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 21 |
Snake jokes - 16799
- There where two snakes talking.
The 1st
one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap o...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 22 |
Snake jokes - 16800
- A old snake goes to see
his Doctor.
"Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well thes...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 23 |
Snake jokes - 16801
- Q: What kind of snake is good at math?
A: An
adder....Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 24 |
Snake jokes - 16802
- What do you get if you cross a snake with a
hotdog? A
fangfurther....Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 25 |
Snake jokes - 16803
- What do you do if you find a black mamba in your
toilet?
Wait until he's finished....Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
