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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Parent jokes - 16754
- Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by
eleven o'clock."
She said, "But Father, I'm...Read the whole joke |
15 |
0 |
| 2 |
Parent jokes - 16755
- With four
daughters and one son always
dashing to school activities and part-time
jobs, our sc...Read the whole joke |
12 |
0 |
| 3 |
Parent jokes - 16756
- A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My
wife is pregnant, and
her contractions are only two...Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 4 |
Parent jokes - 16757
- A man
and his wife were making their first
doctor visit, the wife being
pregnant with their fi...Read the whole joke |
15 |
0 |
| 5 |
Parent jokes - 16758
- The man passed out in a dead faint as he came
out of
his front door onto the porch.
Someone ...Read the whole joke |
15 |
0 |
| 6 |
Parent jokes - 24099
- When our second child was on the way, my wife
and I
attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples ...Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 7 |
Parent jokes - 24100
- On a
flight to Florida, I was preparing my
notes for one of the parent-education
seminars I co...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 8 |
Parent jokes - 24101
- For two solid hours, the lady
sitting next
to a man on an airplane had told him about her
gran...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 9 |
Parent jokes - 24102
- A woman meant to call a record store but dialed
the
wrong number and got a private home instead....Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 10 |
Parent jokes - 24103
- Kids can sometimes ask the toughest
questions.
Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?
Father...Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 11 |
Parent jokes - 24104
- For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his
first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sist...Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 12 |
Parent jokes - 24105
- Four
expectant fathers were in a
Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while
their wives were in ...Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 13 |
Parent jokes - 24106
- There was a woman who was pregnant with
twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an acci...Read the whole joke |
12 |
0 |
| 14 |
Parent jokes - 24107
- A country doctor went way out to the boondocks
to deliver a baby.
It was so far out, there wa...Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 15 |
Parent jokes - 24108
- There was this little kid who had a bad
habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him ...Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
| 16 |
Parent jokes - 24109
- A woman got on a bus holding a baby.
The
bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever se...Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 17 |
Parent jokes - 24110
- A man observed a woman in the grocery store
with a three year old
girl in her basket. As they pa...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 18 |
Parent jokes - 24111
- The lifeguard told the mother to make her young
son stop urinating
in the pool.
"Everyone kno...Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 19 |
Parent jokes - 24112
- Martin had just received his brand new drivers
license. The family troops
out to the driveway, a...Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 20 |
Parent jokes - 24113
- A very successful businessman had a meeting
with his new
son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and no...Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 21 |
Parent jokes - 24114
- A small boy is sent to bed by his
father...
[Five minutes later]
"Da-ad..."
"What?"
...Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 22 |
Parent jokes - 24115
- Q: How much does it cost to get married,
Dad?
A: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it....Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 23 |
Parent jokes - 24116
- What do young ghosts
call their parents?
Deady and Mummy....Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 24 |
Parent jokes - 24117
- When is a parent like a child?
When he's a
miner....Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 25 |
Parent jokes - 24118
- What's another name for an parent?
Someone
who's stopped growing except around the waist....Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
