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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
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Fishing jokes - 21248
- What kind of musical
instrument can you
use for fishing?
The cast-a-net....Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 2 |
Fishing jokes - 21249
- Tim once took his small cousin with him while
he went
fishing: When he returned, he was looking ...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 3 |
Fishing jokes - 21250
- What's the difference between an angler and a
dunce?
One baits his hooks while the other hates...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 4 |
Fishing jokes - 21251
- Fisherman: What
are you fishing for sonny?
Boy: I'm not fishing, I'm drowning worms....Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 5 |
Fishing jokes - 21252
- Q: How many anglers does
it take to change
a light bulb?
A: Four, one to change the light bulb...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 6 |
Fishing jokes - 21253
- How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice
fishing?
Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, an...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 7 |
Fishing jokes - 21254
- Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor:
Are you choking?
Lee: No, I'm serious!...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 8 |
Fishing jokes - 21255
- George went fishing, but at the end of the day
he had not caught one fish.
On the way back to c...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 9 |
Fishing jokes - 21256
- Have you seen
the new fishing
website?
No, it's not online yet....Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 10 |
Fishing jokes - 21257
- What is the difference between a fisherman
and a lazy student?
One baits his hook, the other ha...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 11 |
Fishing jokes - 21258
- What sort of net is
useless for catching
fish ?
A football net !...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 12 |
Fishing jokes - 21259
- What did Noah do while spending time on the
ark ?
Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had t...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 13 |
Fishing jokes - 21260
- Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman
who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 14 |
Fishing jokes - 21261
- When fish play football, who
is the
captain ?
The team's kipper !...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 15 |
Fishing jokes - 21262
- How do fish go into business ?
The start
on a small scale !...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 16 |
Fishing jokes - 21263
- What do you call a fish with no eyes ?
Fish !...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 17 |
Fishing jokes - 21264
- Why are fish so smart?
They are always in
schools!...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 18 |
Fishing jokes - 21265
- Which fish go to heaven when they die ?
Angelfish !...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 19 |
Fishing jokes - 21266
- What bit of fish doesn't make sense ?
The
piece of cod that passeth all understanding !...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 20 |
Fishing jokes - 21267
- What kind of money
do fishermen make ?
Net profits !...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 21 |
Fishing jokes - 21268
- What do you get if you cross a salmon, a
bird's leg
and a hand ?
Birdsthigh fish fingers !...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 22 |
Fishing jokes - 21269
- Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The
first one says to the other "can you smell fish?"....Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 23 |
Fishing jokes - 21270
- What TV game show do fish like best?
Name
that tuna!...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 24 |
Fishing jokes - 21271
- What part of a fish weighs the most ?
It's scales !...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 25 |
Fishing jokes - 21272
- What do you call a literary fish?
Salmon
Rushdie!...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
