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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Food jokes - 21368
- What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered
host....Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 2 |
Food jokes - 21369
- How do you know that a elephant's been in the
fridge?
There are foot prints in the butter. "...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 3 |
Food jokes - 21370
- And what's your name?" the
secretary asked
the next new boy. "Butter." "I hope your first
name...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 4 |
Food jokes - 21371
- Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is
butter made from imitation cows....Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 5 |
Food jokes - 21372
- Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found
you
with your fingers in the butter again?
That's funny...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 6 |
Food jokes - 21373
- What do you call two
rows of cabbages ?
A
dual cabbageway !...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 7 |
Food jokes - 21374
- Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch
Doll?
Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 8 |
Food jokes - 21375
- My Aunt Maud had so many candles
on her last
birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburn...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 9 |
Food jokes - 21376
- What's the fastest cake in the world?
Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue....Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 10 |
Food jokes - 21377
- Flo: Try some of my sponge cake.
Joe: It's a
bit tough.
Flo: That's strange. I only bought the...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 11 |
Food jokes - 21378
- Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones?
Mrs
Jones: Yes, very much.
Girl: That's funny. My mom...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 12 |
Food jokes - 21379
- What
cake wanted to rule the world?
Attila the Bun....Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 13 |
Food jokes - 21380
- What did the snake say when he was offered a
piece of
cheese for dinner?
Thank you, I'll just ...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 14 |
Food jokes - 21381
- What musical instrument goes with cheese?
Picklelo....Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 15 |
Food jokes - 21382
- Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch
today. .
Cook: There is.
Fred: No, there isn't. T...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 16 |
Food jokes - 21383
- What cheese is made
backwards?
Edam....Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 17 |
Food jokes - 21384
- Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula:
Marshmallows,
chocolate fudge cake......Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 18 |
Food jokes - 21385
- Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the
larder yesterday, and now there's only one. Why...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 19 |
Food jokes - 21386
- I went to see my doctor to see if he could help
me give up smoking.
What did he say?
He sugg...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 20 |
Food jokes - 21387
- Boy: What's black, slimy,
with hairy legs
and eyes on stalks?
Mom: Eat the cookies and don't w...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 21 |
Food jokes - 21388
- An
irate woman burst into the baker's shop
and said, "I sent my son in for
two pounds of cooki...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 22 |
Food jokes - 21389
- Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to
come
away from that cookie tin?
No more, mom. It...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 23 |
Food jokes - 21390
- What's the difference between a vampire
and
a cookie?
You can't dip a vampire in your tea....Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 24 |
Food jokes - 21391
- Three cookies were crossing the road when the
first one was knocked down. What did the third coo...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 25 |
Food jokes - 21392
- How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
She
holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove s...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
