| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Dirty jokes - 19905
- Why don't
women blink during
foreplay?
They don't have time....Read the whole joke |
5 |
0.5 |
| 2 |
Dirty jokes - 19906
- What's the difference between a rooster and a
hooker?
a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker ...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 3 |
Dirty jokes - 19907
- Why
did the former porn actor get fired from
his job as a gas station
attendant?
Right before...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 4 |
Dirty jokes - 19908
- What is the difference between a frog and a
horny
toad?
One says ribbit ribbit, the other one s...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 5 |
Dirty jokes - 19909
- What do a
pizza delivery man and a
gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it but they...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 6 |
Dirty jokes - 19910
- What is the difference
between a drug pusher
and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash her crack ...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 7 |
Dirty jokes - 19911
- Why did the condom
cross the
road?
Because it was pissed off....Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 8 |
Dirty jokes - 19912
- What does KFC and a woman have in
common?
Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs, there...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 9 |
Dirty jokes - 19913
- What did the egg say to the boiling
water?
"It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 10 |
Dirty jokes - 19914
- What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's
batteries in backwards?
He keeps coming and coming ...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 11 |
Dirty jokes - 19915
- How did Dairy Queen get
pregnant?
Burger
King didn't cover his Whopper....Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 12 |
Dirty jokes - 19916
- What's organic dental floss?
Pubic hair!...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 13 |
Dirty jokes - 19917
- What's long, hard, and has semen in it?
A
submarine!...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 14 |
Dirty jokes - 19918
- What's so bad about being a dick?
Your
closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole, your master cove...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 15 |
Dirty jokes - 19919
- What are
the two greatest lies?
"The
check is in the mail," and "I promise I won't cum in your ...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 16 |
Dirty jokes - 19920
- What's the difference between a penis and a
bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 17 |
Dirty jokes - 19921
- Why are electric trains like a
mother's
breasts?
They were both designed for the kids, but it's...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 18 |
Dirty jokes - 19922
- What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"I
don't know why you're shaking...she's gonna EAT me!"...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 19 |
Dirty jokes - 19923
- What did Adam say to Eve?
Stand back, I
don't know how big this thing gets!...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 20 |
Dirty jokes - 19924
- What did the
hurricane say to the coconut
tree?
Hold unto your nuts-This is no ordinary Blow Jo...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 21 |
Dirty jokes - 19925
- Why do men
masturbate?
It's sex with
someone they love....Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 22 |
Dirty jokes - 19926
- Why were men given larger brains
than
dogs?
So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail part...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 23 |
Dirty jokes - 19927
- How many
men does it take to put the toilet
seat down?
Nobody knows, it hasn't happened yet....Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 24 |
Dirty jokes - 19928
- How do you know you're leading a sad
life?
When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends....Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 25 |
Dirty jokes - 19929
- Are birth
control pills deductible?
Only
if they don't work....Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
