| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Apple jokes - 17286
- How does an apple a day keep the doctor
away?
When you take careful aim....Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 2 |
Apple jokes - 17287
- What is red and goes putt, putt, putt?
An
outboard apple....Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 3 |
Apple jokes - 17288
- Once upon a time there were five apples
Which
was the cowboy?
None - because they were all red...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 4 |
Apple jokes - 17289
- What can a whole apple do that half an apple
can't do?
It can look round....Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 5 |
Apple jokes - 17290
- How do you make an apple turnover?
Push it
down hill....Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 6 |
Apple jokes - 17291
- If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what
does
an onion do?
Keeps everyone away....Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 7 |
Apple jokes - 17292
- Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why?
The orchard's on fire....Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 8 |
Apple jokes - 17293
- Two girls were having their packed lunch in
the school yard. One had an apple and the other said...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 9 |
Apple jokes - 17294
- A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through
northern California's apple country.
He stoppe...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 10 |
Apple jokes - 17295
- After a minor mathematical error on a routine
report, a worker's boss
tried to belittle him in f...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 11 |
Apple jokes - 17296
- Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his
orchard?
Someone told him he should get an apple M...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 12 |
Apple jokes - 17297
- What kind of apple has a
short temper?
A
crab apple....Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 13 |
Apple jokes - 17298
- What is the left side of an apple?
The part
that you don't eat....Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 14 |
Apple jokes - 17299
- What kind of apple isn't an apple?
A
pineapple....Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 15 |
Apple jokes - 17300
- What did the apple say to the apple
pie?
"You've got some crust."...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 16 |
Apple jokes - 17301
- What did the worm want to do when he grew
up?
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps)....Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 17 |
Apple jokes - 17302
- Why don't apples smile
when you go bobbing
?
Because they're crab apples !...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 18 |
Apple jokes - 17303
- What do you get if you cross a jogger
with an
apple pie ?
Puff pastry !...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 19 |
Apple jokes - 17304
- Why did Eve want to move to New York ?
She
fell for the Big Apple !...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 20 |
Apple jokes - 17305
- What did the Gorilla do with the apple
he was
holding in his hands?
He brought it to school and...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 21 |
Apple jokes - 17306
- What's the difference between a worm and an
apple ?
Have you ever tried worm pie ?!...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 22 |
Apple jokes - 17307
- What reads and lives in an apple ?
A bookworm
!...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 23 |
Apple jokes - 17308
- If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples
in the
orchard, how many hours would it take thr...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 24 |
Aviation jokes - 16377
- A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to
the window.
A few minutes later, a big, heavy, st...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 25 |
Aviation jokes - 16378
- Taxiing
down the tarmac, the jetliner
abruptly stopped, turned around and
returned to the gate...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
