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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Burger jokes - 18576
- Seriously, when the crooked
hamburger took
it on the 1am, where did it go?
Heidelburg-er, Germa...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 2 |
Burger jokes - 18577
- What are some outstanding hamburger
colleges?
Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, R...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 3 |
Burger jokes - 18578
- What can you say about Ham Burger and
Chief
Justice Warren Burger?
Ham Burger is 'well done' an...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 4 |
Burger jokes - 18579
- What did the hamburger say when it found out
that most people
liked hamburgers better than frank...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 5 |
Burger jokes - 18580
- What did the hamburger say when it pleaded
'not
guilty'?
I've been flamed!...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 6 |
Burger jokes - 18581
- What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who
acted on a TV show?
Welcome back, Cutter!...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 7 |
Burger jokes - 18582
- What did they call it when NHL officials
refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the leag...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 8 |
Burger jokes - 18583
- What did they do to the burger who thought he
was a
rooster?
Cook-a-doodle-do!...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 9 |
Burger jokes - 18584
- What did they say about the burger who went
skiing
for the first time?
How the meaty have falle...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 10 |
Burger jokes - 18585
- What did they tell the burger who enlisted in
the Army?
You've got no beef, soldier!...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 11 |
Burger jokes - 18586
- What do burgers think when they are
surrounded by gherkins?
They think they are in a pickle....Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 12 |
Burger jokes - 18587
- What do hamburger workers say on
Monday
morning?
Well, it's back to the old grind!...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 13 |
Burger jokes - 18588
- What do some burger eaters have?
A Hardee
appetite!...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 14 |
Burger jokes - 18589
- What do some people have against
cheeseburgers?
They say, 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 15 |
Burger jokes - 18590
- What do they call a meeting among the most
brilliant people in Burger Land?
A MEATing of the mi...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 16 |
Burger jokes - 18591
- What do they say about the noise at the
Burger Land Super Bowl?
It's PAN-demonium!...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 17 |
Burger jokes - 18592
- What do you use to determine if a refrigerated
burger is cold enough?
A thermomeater!...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 18 |
Burger jokes - 18593
- What famous movie did the hamburger meat think
of
when they took it out of the freezer?
They Fr...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 19 |
Burger jokes - 18594
- What great song is associated with
hamburgers and baseball?
'Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'!...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 20 |
Burger jokes - 18595
- What happens when two burgers fall in
love?
They live together in holy meatrimony!...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 21 |
Burger jokes - 18596
- What is a hamburger's
favourite
story?
Hansel and Gristle!...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 22 |
Burger jokes - 18597
- What is the hamburgers' most familiar
song?
'Home on the Range'!...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 23 |
Burger jokes - 18598
- What is the hamburgers' motto?
If at first
you don't succeed, fry, fry again!...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 24 |
Burger jokes - 18599
- What kind of a pitch
did Sandy Koufax of
the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?
A fastball - a sizzle...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 25 |
Burger jokes - 18600
- What kind of baseball do burgers
play?
Ketchup baseball!...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
