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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Birthday jokes - 18051
- What does a clam do on
his birthday?
He shellabrates!...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 2 |
Birthday jokes - 18052
- The housewife answered a knock on the door
and found
a total stranger standing on the doorstep.
...Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 3 |
Birthday jokes - 18053
- Charley wanted to buy Farley a
birthday
cake, but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in ...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 4 |
Birthday jokes - 18054
- Did you hear about the time
Eddy's
sister tried to make a birthday cake ?
The candles melted in...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 5 |
Birthday jokes - 18055
- Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to
give you for your birthday?
Mum: No, dear, what ?
He...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 6 |
Blind
jokes - 18056
- A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of
intersecting forest pathways one day, when they...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 7 |
Blind jokes - 16437
- One day two blind men started
fighting.
Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them.
Then one of the...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 8 |
Blind jokes - 16438
- Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It
scares the heck out of the dog....Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 9 |
Blind jokes - 16439
- A blind man walks into a store
with his
seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash a...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 10 |
Blind jokes - 16440
- A blind man was describing his favorite sport,
parachuting.
When asked how this was accomplished...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 11 |
Blind jokes - 16441
- There once was a blind man who decided to visit
Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 12 |
Blind jokes - 18057
- A nun in the convent
walked into the
bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower.
"Ther...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 13 |
Blind jokes - 18058
- The blind farmer was often taken for a
walk
in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 14 |
Blind jokes - 18059
- An out-of-towner drove his
car into a ditch
in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to...Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 15 |
Blind jokes - 18060
- Q. How did a blind woman drive herself
crazy?
A. Trying to read a stucco wall....Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 16 |
Blind jokes - 18061
- Q. How did a blind girl burn her
fingers?
A. Reading the waffle iron...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 17 |
Blind jokes - 18062
- Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on
his
face?
A: Learning to eat with a fork....Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 18 |
Blind jokes - 18063
- Q: What did a blind boy's parent's
do to
punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 19 |
Blind jokes - 18064
- Q: How did a blind man
meet his
wife?
A: On a blind date!...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 20 |
Blind jokes - 18065
- Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet?
A: Her
dog was blind too....Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 21 |
Blind jokes - 18066
- Q: How did a blind man drive his car?
A:
One hand on the wheel; the other on the road....Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 22 |
Blind jokes - 18067
- Q: What do you call
a blind German?
A: A
Not See (Nazi)...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 23 |
Blind jokes - 18068
- Why are bats blind?
Well, your eyesight
wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all
day w...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 24 |
Blind jokes - 18069
- What is the difference between a blind man and a
sailor
in prison?
One can't see to go, the ot...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 25 |
Blind jokes - 18070
- One day at a busy
airport, the passengers on
a commercial airliner are seated waiting for
the ...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
