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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Bird jokes - 17981
- Why did the chicken cross
the road in
Missouri?
To show the opossum it could be done....Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 2 |
Bird jokes - 17982
- How many ducks would there be,
if you saw two
ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 3 |
Bird jokes - 17983
- A couple of pigeons made a
date to meet on
the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. Th...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 4 |
Bird jokes - 17984
- "Look at that speed!"
said one hawk to
another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their
hea...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 5 |
Birthday jokes - 16432
- A man asked his wife, "What would you most
like for your birthday?"
She said, "I'd love to be...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 6 |
Birthday jokes - 16433
- A couple have not been getting along for years,
so the husband
thinks,
"I'll buy my wife a ceme...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 7 |
Birthday jokes - 16434
- Home - A -
Age Jokes
"That's an
excellent essay for someone your age," said the English
tea...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 8 |
Birthday jokes - 16435
- Johnny was racing
around the garden on his
new bicycle and called out to his mother to
watch h...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 9 |
Birthday jokes - 16436
- First boy: Are you having a party for your
birthday?
Second boy: No, I'm having a witch do.
Fi...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 10 |
Birthday jokes - 17985
- Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my
birthday
. . .the bad news is that I don't get the...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 11 |
Birthday jokes - 17986
- The housewife answered a knock on the door
and found a total
stranger standing on the doorstep. ...Read the whole joke |
10 |
2.5 |
| 12 |
Birthday jokes - 17987
- Fred: Have you noticed that your
mother
smells a bit funny these days?
Harry: No. Why?
Fred:...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 13 |
Birthday jokes - 17988
- Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief
for your birthday.
Harry: That was a kind thought....Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 14 |
Birthday jokes - 17989
- I'd like to say
something nice about you
as it's your birthday.
Why don't you?
Because I can...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 15 |
Birthday jokes - 17990
- A kindly old lady came across a little boy
sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. 'What's ...Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 16 |
Birthday jokes - 17991
- What did you get for your birthday?
Another year!...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 17 |
Birthday jokes - 17992
- When is your birthday?
17th January.
What year?
Every year!...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 18 |
Birthday jokes - 17993
- Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same
day as his
father's. He bought his girlfriend a bottle ...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 19 |
Birthday jokes - 17994
- Something
happened to me yesterday that
will never, ever, happen to me again.
How can you be s...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 20 |
Birthday jokes - 17995
- How old were you on your last birthday?
Eight.
And how old will you be on your next birthday? ...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 21 |
Birthday jokes - 17996
- Grandma, is it exciting being 99?
It
certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead....Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 22 |
Birthday jokes - 17997
- I forgot my brother's
birthday last
month.
What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet....Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 23 |
Birthday jokes - 17998
- Will you come to my party on
Saturday?
Yes, please, What's the address?
25 The High Street. ...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 24 |
Birthday jokes - 17999
- I've been shopping for
my wife's
birthday present.
What did you get her?
A bottle of expensi...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 25 |
Birthday jokes - 18000
- Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her
birthday.
How lovely!
Yes, but he only did it so ...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
