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| 1 |
Beauty jokes - 17726
- A monster went to the doctor with a branch
growing out of his head.
"Hmmm," said the doctor. "I...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 2 |
Beauty jokes - 17727
- I've just come back from the beauty parlour.
Pity it was closed!...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 |
Beauty jokes - 17728
- Where is everyone beautiful?
In the dark....Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 4 |
Beauty jokes - 17729
- Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry
the most
beautiful girl in the world.
Oh, what ...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 5 |
Beauty jokes - 17730
- People keep telling me I'm beautiful.
What
vivid imaginations some people have....Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 6 |
Beauty jokes - 17731
- Don't look out of the
window, Betty,
people will think it's Halloween....Read the whole joke |
4 |
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| 7 |
Beauty jokes - 17732
- What happened when the
witch went for a job
as a TV presenter?
The producer said she had the p...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 8 |
Beauty jokes - 17733
- Did you hear
about the witch who did a four
year course in ugliness?
She finished it in two....Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 9 |
Beauty jokes - 17734
- What is yellow and goes click-click?
A
ball-point banana.
Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get ...Read the whole joke |
2 |
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| 10 |
Beauty jokes - 17735
- A little boy came running into the kitchen.
'Dad, dad' he said, 'there's a monster at the door w...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 11 |
Beauty jokes - 17736
- "My
boyfriend says I look like a dishy
Italian!"said Miss Conceited.
''Then he's right said her...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 12 |
Beauty jokes - 17737
- A woman went to a sweet store to buy some
sweets.
The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ug...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 13 |
Beauty jokes - 17738
- Little Johnny and
his mother were on a
train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in
his ...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 14 |
Beauty jokes - 17739
- Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and
fat and ugly?
Boyfriend: Of course I do !...Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 15 |
Beauty jokes - 17740
- Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty
?
Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 16 |
Beauty jokes - 17741
- Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't
pretty and wasn't ugly ?
She was pretty ugly...Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 17 |
Beauty jokes - 17742
- She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice
-
they can't believe it the first time....Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 18 |
Beauty jokes - 17743
- Bill: My sister has lovely
long red hair
all down her back.
Will: Pity it's not on her head....Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 19 |
Beauty jokes - 17744
- Julie had broken off her
engagement. Her
friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was l...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 20 |
Beauty jokes - 17745
- Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for
your girlfriend improve her appearance ?
Man: It d...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 21 |
Beauty jokes - 17746
- Two teenage boys were
talking in the
classroom. One said, 'I took my girlfriend to see 'The
br...Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 22 |
Beauty jokes - 17747
- I can't understand why people say my
girlfriend's legs look like
matchsticks. They do look like ...Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
| 23 |
Beauty jokes - 17748
- What did the really ugly man do for a living
?
He posed for Halloween masks !...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 24 |
Beauty jokes - 17749
- I don't think these photographs
you've
taken do me justice.
You don't want justice - you want m...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 25 |
Beauty jokes - 17750
- Your ugly.
And you're drunk.
Yes, but in
the morning I'll be sober !...Read the whole joke |
4 |
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