| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Baby jokes - 17482 - Three men were discussing at a bar about
coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 2 |
Baby jokes - 17483 - What did
the Pharaohs use to keep their
babies quiet?
Egyptian dummies....Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 3 |
Baby jokes - 17484 - Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the
crib?
Daughter: You told me to change the baby....Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 4 |
Baby jokes - 17485 - Q: How many baby sitters
does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: None, They don't make Pampers...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 5 |
Baby jokes - 17486 - Dewey and Odell met
on the Brownsville main
street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and
yore w...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 6 |
Baby jokes - 17487 - A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks,
"Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Su...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 7 |
Baby jokes - 17488 - Q:
Where does a white baby go when it dies?
A: Heaven
Q: What does it get?
A: Wings
...Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 8 |
Baby jokes - 17489 - Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A:
Michael Jackson's hand !!...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 9 |
Baby jokes - 17490 - Q: What's pink and red and can't turn
round
in a corridor?
A: A baby with a javellin through i...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 10 |
Baby jokes - 17491 - A family of ducks were
walking down the road
when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther...Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 11 |
Baby jokes - 17492 - Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.
Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no...Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 12 |
Baby jokes - 17493 - Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys
in blue?
Because they can't dress themselves....Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 13 |
Baby jokes - 17494 - I got a letter from my sister.
She just had a
baby. But she didn't say whether it's a boy or gir...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 14 |
Baby jokes - 17495 - Why does a mother carry
her baby?
The baby
can't carry the mother....Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 15 |
Baby jokes - 17496 - How does a baby ghost cry?
"Boo-hoo!
Boo-hoo!"...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 16 |
Baby jokes - 17497 - What do you get if you cross a mountain and a
baby
?
A cry for Alp !...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 17 |
Baby jokes - 17498 - What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers
?
Infantry !...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 18 |
Baby jokes - 17499 - Knock Knock
Who's there !
Baby !
Baby
who ?
Baby love, my baby love.... !...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 19 |
Banana jokes - 16382 - Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they
hang around in bunches....Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 20 |
Banana jokes - 16383 - How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down
and make a noise like a banana....Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 21 |
Banana jokes - 16384 - Time flies like an
arrow, but fruit flies
like a banana....Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 22 |
Banana jokes - 16385 - Tom: What did the banana say to
the elephant?
Nick: I don't know.
Tom: Nothing. Bananas can'...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 23 |
Banana jokes - 16386 - Mandy: Our teacher went on a
special banana
diet.
Andy: Did she lose weight?
Mandy: No, but ...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 24 |
Banana jokes - 17416 - How can you tell the difference between a
monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can'...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 25 |
Banana jokes - 17417 - Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date....Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |