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#	Title	Hits	Rating
1	What Can I Get? - A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the counter is a young woman."M...Read the whole joke	9	0
2	What costume? - A black couple we're invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide what to dress up as.The ...Read the whole joke	4	0
3	What denomination? - A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards."What Denomination?" Asked the...Read the whole joke	2	0
4	What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn? - Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw some nails down on the counter and a...Read the whole joke	2	0
5	What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? - What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke	1	0
6	What did the bird say when his cage fell apart? - What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap...Read the whole joke	1	0
7	What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? - What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? - "Thats the most violent book I...Read the whole joke	2	0
8	What did the egg say to the boiling water? - What did the egg say to the boiling water?"I just got laid and now you want me to get hard?!"Sent by...Read the whole joke	7	0
9	What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? - Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a he...Read the whole joke	2	0
10	What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby? - What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha... your dad's a jerk off!...Read the whole joke	6	0
11	What do Chinese people... - What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong...Read the whole joke	10	0
12	What do elephants use for tampoons? - Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep....Read the whole joke	1	0
13	What do ya call... - What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!...Read the whole joke	5	0
14	What do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick....Read the whole joke	5	0
15	What do you call a boomerang... - Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?A: A stick!...Read the whole joke	2	0
16	What do you call a dog... - What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!...Read the whole joke	5	0
17	What do you call a gay dinosaur? - What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass....Read the whole joke	3	0
18	What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth? - What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty....Read the whole joke	2	0
19	What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea? - What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter....Read the whole joke	5	0
20	What do you call a woman outside the kitchen? - What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive...Read the whole joke	6	0
21	What do you call a... - What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root....Read the whole joke	3	0
22	What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? - Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with cheese....Read the whole joke	5	0
23	What do you call.. - What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!...Read the whole joke	8	0
24	What do you call... - What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!...Read the whole joke	6	0.5
25	What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle? - Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A: Wipe it off and say you're sorry....Read the whole joke	2	0