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#	Title	Hits
1	Packers - Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was too much "Moss" in it!...Read the whole joke	3
2	Packing Elephants - How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?...Three in front and three in back......Read the whole joke	4
3	Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter... - One day O'Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a favour."Paddy my friend", he sai...Read the whole joke	5
4	Paid By Medicaid - A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor's office and say: "Doctor, we would like to know if we...Read the whole joke	4
5	Pain Relief - A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but he has a nervous twitch, and his left ...Read the whole joke	5
6	Painful Puns - Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what it's jack...Read the whole joke	3
7	Painful Screams - Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painf...Read the whole joke	6
8	Paint the Porch - Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes to the door. Hobo says, "Sir, I ...Read the whole joke	4
9	Painting Contractor - A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room she said she would l...Read the whole joke	4
10	Painting in the nude. - Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior...Read the whole joke	10
11	Palindromes - More cool than funny, but... racecar <===> racecar drawer <===> reward repaid <===> diaper straw <==...Read the whole joke	3
12	Panama Canal - Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One's a busy ditch....Read the whole joke	7
13	Panda Bear - What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper rash!...Read the whole joke	4
14	Panda in a Bar - A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said "I'd like a steak and kidney pie and a Cok...Read the whole joke	2
15	Panic - Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy's swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be a...Read the whole joke	6
16	Panties - President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across one should...Read the whole joke	9
17	Pantsy Golfer - Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he got a hole-in-one!...Read the whole joke	5
18	Pantyhose - Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several. Ten little piggies, two calv...Read the whole joke	5
19	Paper or Plastic? - One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked him "Paperor Plastic" and the man sai...Read the whole joke	6
20	Parachute - Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A: They open on impact....Read the whole joke	6
21	Paradox of Men - If you can't go down on them, you're not a good partner.If you can go down on them, they are jeolous...Read the whole joke	5
22	Paradox of Woman - If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don't, you are not a man.If you praise her, she thi...Read the whole joke	3
23	Paralyzing Disease - What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage....Read the whole joke	5
24	Paranoid Idiot - Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important is out to get...Read the whole joke	2
25	Park Registration Sheet Comments - Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:T...Read the whole joke	6