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1	How Many Women - After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. "C'mon, t...Read the whole joke	3
2	How many women does...? - How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch....Read the whole joke	3
3	How Much For the Room? - Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here's $140...Read the whole joke	4
4	How shit happens! - In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were without formAnd...Read the whole joke	2
5	How Specs Live Forever - The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedi...Read the whole joke	1
6	How the Angel got on the tree! - One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip ... but...Read the whole joke	2
7	How They - Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance drivers come q...Read the whole joke	2
8	How to Annoy People at Work - How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inchpaper, 99...Read the whole joke	5
9	How To Be A Man! - 1. Don't call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and unoriginal, like "S...Read the whole joke	6
10	How To Blind A Woman: - How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!...Read the whole joke	2
11	How to Blow your money !! - One day a man decided to geta tattoo on his penis, his wife askedwere have u been all day, he said t...Read the whole joke	5
12	How to break the nose of a blonde. - Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo under a glass table!...Read the whole joke	12
13	How To Catch A Polar Bear - How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and place peas all around it, and when thepo...Read the whole joke	9
14	How to cut off a blonde\'s ears: - To cut off a blonde's ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask the blond a question.Automatic...Read the whole joke	4
15	How To Drive Your Wife Crazy - Start asking her questions (don't mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...Read the whole joke	3
16	How to drown a blonde. - How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom of the pool!...Read the whole joke	3
17	How To Get A Man To Leave - How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his feelings....Read the whole joke	4
18	How to get out of anext speeding ticket! - A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: May I see you...Read the whole joke	10
19	How To Get Rid Of Roaches - How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment....Read the whole joke	6
20	How to give your Cat a Pill. - 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right fore...Read the whole joke	4
21	How to Hug - Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library called , only to discover that it w...Read the whole joke	11
22	How to Hunt Elephants -- Comp Sci Style - How to Hunt Elephants -- Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm A: 1. Go...Read the whole joke	9
23	How to hunt elephants -- Lawyers style - How to hunt elephants -- Lawyer's styleLawyers don't hunt elephants, but they do follow the herdsaro...Read the whole joke	3
24	How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style - How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwingout ev...Read the whole joke	3
25	How to Hunt Elephants -- VP Style - How to Hunt Elephants -- VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to hunt elephants, hisstaff wi...Read the whole joke	4