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1	Men and blondes - Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company....Read the whole joke	36
2	Men Are Like Toilets.. - Men are like toilets -- either they're taken, or full of crap!...Read the whole joke	40
3	Men at 35.. - A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children....Read the whole joke	42
4	men chasing women - Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they ...Read the whole joke	57
5	Men Don't Like Safe Sex - What is a man's idea of safe sex? A padded headboard....Read the whole joke	48
6	Men jokes - A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table...Read the whole joke	36
7	Men jokes - Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion....Read the whole joke	21
8	Men jokes - Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look si...Read the whole joke	23
9	Men jokes - Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature....Read the whole joke	21
10	Men jokes - Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright....Read the whole joke	17
11	Men jokes - How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings...Read the whole joke	27
12	Men jokes - A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a stu...Read the whole joke	41
13	Men jokes - Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-th...Read the whole joke	28
14	Men jokes - Q. How do men exercise on the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a biki...Read the whole joke	6
15	Men jokes - Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? A. Any place without a drive-up window....Read the whole joke	7
16	Men jokes - Q. What do you call a handcuffed man? A. Trustworthy....Read the whole joke	9
17	Men jokes - Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A. A power failure....Read the whole joke	7
18	Men jokes - Q. What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it....Read the whole joke	10
19	Men jokes - Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A. His wife is good at picking out clot...Read the whole joke	11
20	Men jokes - Q. Why do men like smart women? A. Opposites attract....Read the whole joke	6
21	Men jokes - Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happ...Read the whole joke	6
22	Men jokes - Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow....Read the whole joke	7
23	Men jokes - Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time....Read the whole joke	5
24	Men jokes - Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?...Read the whole joke	7
25	Men jokes - Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. ...Read the whole joke	16