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Men jokes
- Q: What are the three types of men?
A: The
handsome, the caring, and the majority....Read the whole joke |
11 |
0 |
| 2 |
Men jokes
- Men are like coffee.
The best ones are rich,
hot and can keep you up all night....Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 3 |
Men jokes
- Men are
like computers.
Hard to figure out
and never enough memory....Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 4 |
Men jokes
- Men are like coolers.
Load them with beer and
you can take them anywhere....Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 5 |
Men jokes
- Men are like
chocolate bars.
Sweet, smooth
and they usually head right for your hips....Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 6 |
Men jokes
- Men are like remote controls.
Simple. Easy to
use. And usually lying around a TV....Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 7 |
Men jokes
- Men are like shag
carpets.
Soft, fuzzy and
extremely easy to walk on....Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 8 |
Men jokes
- Men
are like road kill.
They usually just
lie around until they start to smell....Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 9 |
Men jokes
- Men are like pillows.
Eventually, even the best
ones get soft and lumpy....Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 10 |
Men jokes
- Men are like old
car tires.
Balding, full
of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare....Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 11 |
Men jokes
- Men are
like plastic wrap.
Cheap. Clingy.
And very easy to see through....Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 12 |
Men jokes
- Men are like department
stores.
Their
clothes should always be half off....Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 13 |
Men jokes
- Men are like horoscopes.
They always tell you
what to do and are usually wrong....Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 14 |
Men jokes
- Men are like plungers.
They spend most of their
lives in a hardware store or the
bathroom...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 15 |
Men jokes
- Question: If a man speaks in the
forest and
there is no woman around to hear him, is he still
...Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 16 |
Men jokes
- Q: Men will brag that
there are women waiting
by the phone at this very moment for their call.
...Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
| 17 |
Men jokes
- Brian was dating
Lorraine and they were very
close. While they were dating he met another
woma...Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 18 |
Men jokes
- This man says to his friend," I stopped
driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit ...Read the whole joke |
11 |
0 |
| 19 |
Men jokes
- Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly
and
poor woman?
A: Desperate!...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 20 |
Men jokes
- Anytime you see a young man open a car door for
his girlfriend, either the car is new or the gir...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 21 |
Men say the smartest things when...
- Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with "A woman once told me..."...Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 22 |
New scientific element : MAN
- Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 23 |
seconds to live
- Man walks into the Doctors office. "I have the results of your test and I'm afraid your going to die...Read the whole joke |
15 |
0 |
| 24 |
Sewage, Oh no
- When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much mo...Read the whole joke |
17 |
0 |
| 25 |
sperm
- Why does it take 100 sperm to fertilize 1 egg?Because men won't stop for directions!...Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
