| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Men jokes
- What is the
thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women....Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 2 |
Men jokes
- Now do you save a man from drowning?
Take your
foot off his head....Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 3 |
Men jokes
- How many honest, intelligent, caring men
in
the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of th...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 4 |
Men jokes
- What do you do if your boyfriend walks
out?
Close the door....Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 5 |
Men jokes
- What did God say after she made Eve?
"Practice
makes perfect."...Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 6 |
Men jokes
- What do you call a man who has lost 95%
of his
brainpower?
A widower....Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 7 |
Men jokes
- Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."...Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 8 |
Men jokes
- Why did God create a man before
a
women?
You need a rough draft before you have a final copy....Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 9 |
Men jokes
- Give a man a fish and he will
eat for a
day.
Teach him how to fish and he will sit
in a boat a...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 10 |
Men jokes
- Men are like animals:
messy, insensitive
and
potentially violent, but they make great pets....Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 11 |
Men jokes
- How do you scare a man?
Sneak up behind
him and start throwing rice....Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 12 |
Men jokes
- If a man says something in the middle
of a
forest, and there is no women
around to hear him, is...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 13 |
Men jokes
- Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill
for men?
A: It changes their blood type....Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 14 |
Men jokes
- Q. Where is the best place in a book
store to
find a man who is handsome,
a good lover and a s...Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 15 |
Men jokes
- Q. Why is the book "Women Who
Love Too Much" a
disappointment for many
men?
A. No phone num...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 16 |
Men jokes
- Women dream of world peace, a safe environment,
and eliminating hunger.
What do men dream of?
...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 17 |
Men jokes
- Where do you have to go
to find a man who is
truly into commitment?
A mental hospital....Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 18 |
Men jokes
- What do
you do if your bank account stops
working?
Throw the guy out of the house....Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 19 |
Men jokes
- Why do men
prefer blondes?
Men always like
intellectual company...Read the whole joke |
11 |
0 |
| 20 |
Men jokes
- When a man steals your wife,
there is no
better revenge than to let him keep her....Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 21 |
Men jokes
- The difference
between men and women
A man
is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman...Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 22 |
Men jokes
- Why did God create men
first? Because we learn
from mistakes....Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 23 |
Men jokes
- QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men?
ANSWER: They come in five flavors....Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 24 |
Men jokes
- Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture
of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator t...Read the whole joke |
12 |
0 |
| 25 |
Men jokes
- Q: Why do men float better than
women?
A:
Because they are scum....Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
