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Title |
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| 1 |
Food fight in a store - |In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arre...Read the whole joke |
18 |
0 |
| 2 |
Food jokes - A family of three tomatoes
were walking
downtown one day when the little baby tomato started
l...Read the whole joke |
15 |
0 |
| 3 |
Food jokes - On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker
under the pancakes. She blew her stack....Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 4 |
Food jokes - The snack bar next door to an
atom smasher
was called "The Fission Chips."...Read the whole joke |
21 |
0 |
| 5 |
Food jokes - A new chef from India
was fired a week after
starting the job. He keep favoring curry....Read the whole joke |
18 |
0 |
| 6 |
Food jokes - A
couple of kids tried using pickles for a
Ping-Pong game. They had the
volley of the Dills....Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 7 |
Food jokes - The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and
Chocolate....Read the whole joke |
15 |
0 |
| 8 |
Food jokes - A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he
suffers from pickled hearing....Read the whole joke |
19 |
0 |
| 9 |
Food jokes - Overweight is something that just sort of
snacks up on you....Read the whole joke |
23 |
0 |
| 10 |
Food jokes - Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay
waiter."...Read the whole joke |
17 |
0 |
| 11 |
Food jokes - Q: Ever wonder
about people who pay $2 for a
bottle of Evian water?
A: Just spell "Evian" bac...Read the whole joke |
15 |
0 |
| 12 |
Food jokes - The
American tourist in Dublin had been
complaining a great deal about the
food.
"Here," h...Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 13 |
Food jokes - What are the four food groups?
For
bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled.
For drinkers: Ma...Read the whole joke |
12 |
0 |
| 14 |
Food jokes - What is the title of the new Vietnamamese
cookbook ?
100 way to wok your dog....Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 15 |
Food jokes - Why did the grape cross the road?
To get
away from the grapefruit....Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 16 |
Food jokes - What ghost is handy in the
kitchen?
A
recipe spook....Read the whole joke |
16 |
0 |
| 17 |
Food jokes - What sort of soup do
skeletons like?
One
with plenty of body in it....Read the whole joke |
15 |
0 |
| 18 |
Food jokes - How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in
it....Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 19 |
Food jokes - What are apricots?
Where monkeys sleep....Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 20 |
Food jokes - What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
A
hamster....Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 21 |
Food jokes - Why did the biscuit cry?
Because its mother
had been a wafer so long....Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 22 |
Food jokes - What did the biscuit say when it
saw two
friends knocked down?
Crumbs!...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 23 |
Food jokes - Why did your brother give up his job in the
biscuit factory?
Because he went crackers....Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 24 |
Food jokes - Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to
instil good table manners in her girls?
She t...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 25 |
Food jokes - They say she has a sharp tongue.
Yes, she can
slice bread with it....Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |