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1 Ice cream flavor galore
- |A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela,...Read the whole joke
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2 Improving fry cooking time
- |In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's ...Read the whole joke
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3 M&M Evolution theory
- |M&M's: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue...Read the whole joke
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4 Placing your order
- |A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There wa...Read the whole joke
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5 Purchasing a turkey
- |A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enoug...Read the whole joke
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6 Purchasing mailing lists
- |With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little wonder that marketers are...Read the whole joke
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7 Purchasing power of burgers
- |Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many "Bi...Read the whole joke
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8 Sorry for eating the peanuts
- |A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits d...Read the whole joke
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9 Studying the twinkies
- |In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristi...Read the whole joke
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10 The bachelor's diet
- |Bachelor's DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST - Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while ...Read the whole joke
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11 The family of tomatoes
- |A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started laggin...Read the whole joke
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12 The results of a study
- |About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn't have to....Read the whole joke
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13 Thin People Don't
- |By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall's, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my hands on. I even fo...Read the whole joke
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14 tomatoes
- what did the big tomatoe say to the little tomatoe when he got behind? ketchup...Read the whole joke
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15 Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
- |10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really b...Read the whole joke
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16 We could have been here sooner
- |An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by S...Read the whole joke
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17 What is this?
- |When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a ...Read the whole joke
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18 Why Engineers Don't Write Recipe Books
- |Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4....Read the whole joke
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19 Wise cooking advice
- |This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven't seen listed in any cookbooks.While you are prepa...Read the whole joke
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20 You can now eat your own plate
- |Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step furth...Read the whole joke
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21 You should learn to be more polite
- |One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, B...Read the whole joke
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