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#	Title	Hits
1	Food jokes - How do you make gold soup? Put 14 carrots in it....Read the whole joke	3
2	Food jokes - What are apricots? Where monkeys sleep....Read the whole joke	5
3	Food jokes - What is small, furry and smells like bacon? A hamster....Read the whole joke	3
4	Food jokes - Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long....Read the whole joke	3
5	Food jokes - What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!...Read the whole joke	3
6	Food jokes - Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory? Because he went crackers....Read the whole joke	3
7	Food jokes - Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She t...Read the whole joke	5
8	Food jokes - They say she has a sharp tongue. Yes, she can slice bread with it....Read the whole joke	3
9	Food jokes - Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No. Oh, crumbs....Read the whole joke	5
10	Food jokes - What looks just like half a loaf of bread? Its other half....Read the whole joke	3
11	Food jokes - What do cannibals eat for breakfast? Buttered host....Read the whole joke	5
12	Food jokes - Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows....Read the whole joke	3
13	Food jokes - What do you call two rows of cabbages ? A dual cabbageway !...Read the whole joke	3
14	Food jokes - Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!...Read the whole joke	3
15	Food jokes - My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburn...Read the whole joke	3
16	Food jokes - What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun....Read the whole joke	4
17	Food jokes - What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo....Read the whole joke	3
18	Food jokes - What cheese is made backwards? Edam....Read the whole joke	3
19	Food jokes - Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake......Read the whole joke	3
20	Food jokes - Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down. What did the third coo...Read the whole joke	3
21	Food jokes - How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove s...Read the whole joke	3
22	Food jokes - What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong....Read the whole joke	8
23	Food jokes - Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear....Read the whole joke	5
24	Food jokes - Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger....Read the whole joke	3
25	Food jokes - What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger....Read the whole joke	5