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1	Elephant jokes - Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tree !...Read the whole joke	34
2	Elephant jokes - What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet !...Read the whole joke	18
3	Elephant jokes - What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Australia !...Read the whole joke	12
4	Elephant jokes - How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !...Read the whole joke	12
5	Elephant jokes - Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the col...Read the whole joke	13
6	Elephant jokes - Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on mice !...Read the whole joke	13
7	Elephant jokes - What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !...Read the whole joke	12
8	Elephant jokes - What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift !...Read the whole joke	12
9	Elephant jokes - What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare parts !el...Read the whole joke	11
10	Elephant jokes - What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ? The tusk fairy !...Read the whole joke	17
11	Elephant jokes - How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ? Try picking them up !...Read the whole joke	14
12	Elephant jokes - Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell them from flamingos !...Read the whole joke	12
13	Elephant jokes - A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really n...Read the whole joke	12
14	Elephant jokes - What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !...Read the whole joke	10
15	Elephant jokes - Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !...Read the whole joke	8
16	Elephant jokes - How do you fit five elephants into a car ? Two in the front, two in the back and the other in t...Read the whole joke	12
17	Elephant jokes - How does an elephant get out of a small car ? The same way that he got in !...Read the whole joke	17
18	Elephant jokes - Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because the chicken was having a day off !...Read the whole joke	9
19	Elephant jokes - How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !...Read the whole joke	10
20	Elephant jokes - What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !...Read the whole joke	11
21	Elephant jokes - How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !...Read the whole joke	11
22	Elephant jokes - Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!...Read the whole joke	16
23	Elephant jokes - Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars, a bus and ...Read the whole joke	11
24	Elephant jokes - Why did the elephant eat the candle ? For light refreshment !...Read the whole joke	11
25	Elephant jokes - How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?...Read the whole joke	16