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1	Old maid's burglar - \|A story I'll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened the window, and then crept ...Read the whole joke	10
2	OLD never dies - \|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose t...Read the whole joke	4
3	OLD NEVER DIES 10 - \|OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change colorOLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they're...Read the whole joke	3
4	OLD NEVER DIES 11 - \|OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD RAIN P...Read the whole joke	4
5	OLD NEVER DIES 12 - \|OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they ...Read the whole joke	4
6	OLD NEVER DIES 13 - \|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they're just not the...Read the whole joke	3
7	OLD NEVER DIES 14 - \|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out of timeOLD WATCH...Read the whole joke	3
8	OLD NEVER DIES 15 - \|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just stop ringingO...Read the whole joke	3
9	OLD NEVER DIES 2 - \|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled overOLD ...Read the whole joke	5
10	OLD NEVER DIES 3 - \|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run into the groundOLD C...Read the whole joke	5
11	OLD NEVER DIES 4 - \|OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they just buzz...Read the whole joke	3
12	OLD NEVER DIES 5 - \|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never die, they just ki...Read the whole joke	6
13	OLD NEVER DIES 6 - \|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell that wayOLD HOCKEY...Read the whole joke	5
14	OLD NEVER DIES 7 - \|OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose c...Read the whole joke	4
15	OLD NEVER DIES 8 - \|OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die, they just shuffle off the...Read the whole joke	4
16	OLD NEVER DIES 9 - \|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just go from bar to ...Read the whole joke	6
17	Pondering old age - \|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and go has got up and went.But in spite of...Read the whole joke	7
18	Problems driving - \|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they...Read the whole joke	9
19	Recently seen - \|Recently seen on a card...Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those candles, what about...Read the whole joke	6
20	Sharing everything - \|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ord...Read the whole joke	8
21	She is angry at you - \|Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mr...Read the whole joke	8
22	Travel to Heaven - \|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had bee...Read the whole joke	8
23	Uncovering a scam - \|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and...Read the whole joke	7
24	Wedding Anniversary - \|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notic...Read the whole joke	13
25	What was its name? - \|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred,...Read the whole joke	5