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#	Title	Hits	Rating
1	A couple of geezers were sitting... - A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga little chat. "How are...Read the whole joke	77	0
2	A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office... - A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What canI do for you?"The man said...Read the whole joke	61	0
3	A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse... - A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman ...Read the whole joke	39	0
4	A hearing problem - An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20' behind her and asked "Can you ...Read the whole joke	41	0
5	A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus... - A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of a seated young girl. Holding her ha...Read the whole joke	38	0
6	A little old lady walked into the bank... - A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed gua...Read the whole joke	32	0
7	A man was walking down the street when he noticed... - A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking c...Read the whole joke	32	0
8	A peculiar dress - Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people's home. Nancy & Betty thought Jim & Tom weren't ...Read the whole joke	22	0
9	A use for Viagra - A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. "How are you grandpa?" he asks."Feelin...Read the whole joke	35	0
10	A work of art - A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened galle...Read the whole joke	19	0
11	A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm... - A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm whenone day he walks out behind the barn and sees hi...Read the whole joke	38	0
12	Abe Lincoln - An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat down at a bar and ordered a...Read the whole joke	16	0
13	Amicable old lady - "Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen's lunc...Read the whole joke	17	0
14	An elderly couple in a senior home... - An elderly couple in a senior's home used to visit the recreation room everyday. While there, th...Read the whole joke	28	0
15	An elderly couple walk into a doctor office... - An elderly couple walk into a doctor's office. The man tells the doctor, "Doctor, we want to hav...Read the whole joke	21	0
16	An elderly couple, living apart... - An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said to Betsy,"We s...Read the whole joke	24	0
17	An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years... - An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman's doctor says ...Read the whole joke	32	0
18	An elderly woman entered a large furniture store... - An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much younger salesman. "Is th...Read the whole joke	22	0
19	An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests... - "Look at me." an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash. "I've aged like a fine o...Read the whole joke	11	0
20	An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by... - An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a poopy little present on the woman's...Read the whole joke	34	0
21	An old lady lived by herself in a small house... - An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town. One day she went to the local grocer...Read the whole joke	25	2
22	An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship... - An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat on tight, so that it would...Read the whole joke	23	0
23	An old man and an old lady are getting... - An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when all of asudden the woman bursts o...Read the whole joke	28	0
24	An old man and an old woman were sitting... - An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the morning of their 50th wedding ...Read the whole joke	24	0
25	An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up... - An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While the man is with the doctor, the d...Read the whole joke	32	0