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1	An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon... - An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They were in bed getting ready...Read the whole joke	15
2	An old man goes into the Social Security Office... - An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have a birt...Read the whole joke	11
3	An old man is sitting on the park bench crying... - An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down next to him and says, "Mist...Read the whole joke	4
4	An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home... - An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...Read the whole joke	4
5	An old retired man goes to his wife one day... - An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her, "I don't know how to tell you this dea...Read the whole joke	3
6	Bending it further - The old man was saying to his doctor,"You know, Doc, when I was young, it was as hard as a rock. As ...Read the whole joke	7
7	Can't do - "What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sit...Read the whole joke	8
8	Don't Forget! - An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their doctor ...Read the whole joke	14
9	Getting married - Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a ...Read the whole joke	8
10	Here is this guy who really takes care of his body... - Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.On...Read the whole joke	9
11	How do old people have oral sex? - How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it....Read the whole joke	8
12	How do you get four old ladies to say the F word? - How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!...Read the whole joke	4
13	Is it worth it? - Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old w...Read the whole joke	4
14	Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70... - Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was asked if she minded, she answ...Read the whole joke	12
15	One day an older fella was in for a checkup... - One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor was amazed."Holy cow! ...Read the whole joke	4
16	Orange penis - An old man goes to the doctor and says "Dr., I don't know what's wrongwith me. My dick is orange."T...Read the whole joke	10
17	Partial Dosage - Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for Viagra. ...Read the whole joke	6
18	Perfectly good eyesight - Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on ...Read the whole joke	6
19	Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies... - Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies.They would put them down somewhere and forge...Read the whole joke	5
20	Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic... - Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV. When the counselor aske...Read the whole joke	13
21	Seventy year old George went for his annual physical... - Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results....Read the whole joke	6
22	Sweet, Sweet Road Rage - An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman in his new red Mercedes wen...Read the whole joke	9
23	Take in a boarder - An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any sugg...Read the whole joke	4
24	The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife... - The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when th...Read the whole joke	4
25	There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment... - There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One day he went shopping, his first ...Read the whole joke	10