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#	Title	Hits	Rating
1	A completely inebriated man was stumbling down... - A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in ...Read the whole joke	231	2.5
2	A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way... - A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled hi...Read the whole joke	294	2
3	A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut... - A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It is raining heavily and ve...Read the whole joke	145	0
4	A drunk staggered into a cemetery and... - A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon a second drunk stagg...Read the whole joke	93	2
5	A fellow decides to take off early from work... - A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, ...Read the whole joke	107	0
6	A horrible tragedy - A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching the friend he comments, "Yo...Read the whole joke	89	0
7	A man had been drinking at the bar for hours... - A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout his girlfriend being o...Read the whole joke	84	0
8	A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested... - A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:...Read the whole joke	58	0
9	A rather novel way to... - A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the fr...Read the whole joke	60	0
10	A somewhat drunk man feels a... - A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says,"Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass....Read the whole joke	90	0
11	A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked... - A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a ...Read the whole joke	39	0
12	A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog... - A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She sits down at the bar next to a dr...Read the whole joke	86	0
13	After a long pubcrawl... - After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen. Since they can't come t...Read the whole joke	56	0
14	ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY - "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"So what ? Who's in a hurry ?...Read the whole joke	81	0
15	At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy... - At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy askingwhat time the bar opens. "It open...Read the whole joke	63	0