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#	Title	Hits	Rating
1	Dog jokes - A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to completely remove the dogs tail. The vet con...Read the whole joke	76	0.5
2	Dog jokes - Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing cars....Read the whole joke	26	0
3	Dog jokes - Q: What has got four legs and an arm? - A: A Rottweiler in a playground....Read the whole joke	20	0
4	Dog jokes - Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front sea...Read the whole joke	17	0
5	Dog jokes - Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetite!...Read the whole joke	11	0
6	Dog jokes - Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off....Read the whole joke	11	0
7	Dog jokes - Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? - A: When the door is open....Read the whole joke	13	0
8	Dog jokes - Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? - A: It stole the show!...Read the whole joke	13	0
9	Dog jokes - Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A Bloodhound....Read the whole joke	11	0
10	Dog jokes - Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper? - A: RUFF!...Read the whole joke	13	0
11	Dog jokes - Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog barking in a mirror....Read the whole joke	13	0
12	Dog jokes - Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? - A: The Outside....Read the whole joke	12	0
13	Dog jokes - Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank !...Read the whole joke	14	0
14	Dog jokes - What dogs are best for sending telegrams ? Wire haired terriers !!...Read the whole joke	10	0
15	Dog jokes - What do you call a happy Lassie ? A jolly collie !...Read the whole joke	9	0
16	Dog jokes - What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ? A dingo-ling !...Read the whole joke	12	0
17	Dog jokes - What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud hound !...Read the whole joke	10	0
18	Dog jokes - What is the dogs favourite city ? New Yorkie !...Read the whole joke	12	0
19	Dog jokes - Who is the dogs favourite comedian ? Growlcho Marx !...Read the whole joke	5	0
20	Dog jokes - What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? "Well, doggone !"...Read the whole joke	8	0
21	Dog jokes - What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ? A Great Dane out !...Read the whole joke	10	0
22	Dog jokes - What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ? Chump chops !...Read the whole joke	11	0
23	Dog jokes - What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat !...Read the whole joke	9	0
24	Dog jokes - What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower !...Read the whole joke	10	0
25	Dog jokes - Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying to make both ends meet !...Read the whole joke	8	0