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1	Doctor and nurse jokes - A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. ...Read the whole joke	5
2	Doctor and nurse jokes - Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little ...Read the whole joke	3
3	Doctor and nurse jokes - Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really. ...Read the whole joke	5
4	Doctor and nurse jokes - A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor. John: How can I l...Read the whole joke	6
5	Doctor and nurse jokes - Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, M...Read the whole joke	5
6	Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body? Larry: Shhh, doc...Read the whole joke	3
7	Doctor and nurse jokes - Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mary: Y...Read the whole joke	3
8	Doctor and nurse jokes - The seven-year old girl told her mom, "A boy in my class asked me to play doctor." "Oh, dear," ...Read the whole joke	3
9	Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No...Read the whole joke	4
10	Doctor and nurse jokes - Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown. Doctor: What ...Read the whole joke	5
11	Doctor and nurse jokes - Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God....Read the whole joke	7
12	Doctor and nurse jokes - A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. "This will be the most hazardous...Read the whole joke	7
13	Doctor and nurse jokes - A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is l...Read the whole joke	7
14	Doctor and nurse jokes - The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty....Read the whole joke	5
15	Doctor and nurse jokes - How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just have a nursing assistant do ...Read the whole joke	3
16	Doctor and nurse jokes - How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the bulb will have to spen...Read the whole joke	5
17	Doctor and nurse jokes - How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tel...Read the whole joke	5
18	Doctor and nurse jokes - "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks." "And did he?" "Yes, I had to sell ...Read the whole joke	3
19	Doctor and nurse jokes - A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I k...Read the whole joke	3
20	Doctor and nurse jokes - A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that o...Read the whole joke	6
21	Doctor and nurse jokes - What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram....Read the whole joke	5
22	Doctor and nurse jokes - How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just give the dead bu...Read the whole joke	5
23	Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of bats, creepy-crawlies, demons, ghosts, monsters, vampires, we...Read the whole joke	4
24	Doctor and nurse jokes - There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left? Nine!...Read the whole joke	5
25	Doctor and nurse jokes - Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should, I practised all night!...Read the whole joke	4