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1	Doctor and nurse jokes - Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bears t...Read the whole joke	74
2	Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No, I really did!...Read the whole joke	60
3	Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!...Read the whole joke	30
4	Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil till I get there...Read the whole joke	23
5	Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!...Read the whole joke	14
6	Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee Have you tried taking the sp...Read the whole joke	23
7	Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me One at a time please...Read the whole joke	19
8	Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!...Read the whole joke	14
9	Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps!...Read the whole joke	10
10	Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion? Of course, come back tomorrow!...Read the whole joke	15
11	Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out! Certainly, which way did you come in?...Read the whole joke	10
12	Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple. We must get to the core of this!...Read the whole joke	12
13	Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do? Saw the legs off of your...Read the whole joke	7
14	Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... a...Read the whole joke	20
15	Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... a...Read the whole joke	13
16	Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains Well pull yourself together then...Read the whole joke	15
17	Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake Sleep in another room then!...Read the whole joke	10
18	Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!...Read the whole joke	5
19	Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next please!...Read the whole joke	12
20	Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole!...Read the whole joke	11
21	Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!...Read the whole joke	7
22	Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double. Please sit on the couch. Which one!...Read the whole joke	13
23	Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog! Sit!...Read the whole joke	7
24	Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show? Absolutely nothing!...Read the whole joke	4
25	Doctor and nurse jokes - Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!...Read the whole joke	21