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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Low self-esteem
- |A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.H...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 2 |
My son swallowed the can opener
- |Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be a...Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 3 |
My wife is beating me
- |David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play Scrabble!...Read the whole joke |
12 |
0 |
| 4 |
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
- |Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?Doctor: A shoebox....Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 5 |
People are ignoring me
- |A patient walks into a doctor's office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 6 |
Pete
- Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the door to see a 6-foot-tall...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 7 |
Preventive medicine belief
- |Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries...Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 8 |
Problems remembering
- |Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything!Doctor: So, since when ...Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 9 |
Professional Courtesy?
- A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young blonde in a tight-fitting bi...Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 10 |
Promoting an office
- |A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much so that he c...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 11 |
Put me into a fighting mood
- |Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Di...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 12 |
Scared sleeping
- |Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I thin...Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 13 |
Solving a problem
- |A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a t...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 14 |
The bad and the worse news
- |A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look ...Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
| 15 |
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
- |1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient's suffering migh...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 16 |
The prison hospital
- |Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kid...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 17 |
The results of the X-ray
- |Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 18 |
Trouble sleeping
- |The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor as...Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 19 |
Waiting Room
- I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse wa...Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 20 |
We are the best of friends
- |The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I wou...Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 21 |
We need to help these people
- |A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We need to get these people to...Read the whole joke |
10 |
1.5 |
| 22 |
What is your problem?
- |Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can he...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 23 |
What should I do then?
- |Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 24 |
Why did the nurse go to art school?
- Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 25 |
Will I live any longer?
- |Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really. It will...Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
