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#	Title	Hits	Rating
1	Doctor's Notes 6 - I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except ...Read the whole joke	7	0
2	Doctor's Notes 7 - A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk ro...Read the whole joke	7	0
3	Doctor's Notes 8 - A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To c...Read the whole joke	5	0
4	Doctor, should I file my nails? - \|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	3	0
5	Doctors meeting - \|A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out...Read the whole joke	3	0
6	Does it hurt when you do this? - \|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don't do that....Read the whole joke	6	0
7	Driving exams worry me - \|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don't worry about it. You'll pass...Read the whole joke	4	0
8	Get a heart transplant - \|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower b...Read the whole joke	8	0
9	Get me an ambulence now - \|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!Operator:...Read the whole joke	10	0
10	How much for all night? - \|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor as...Read the whole joke	9	0
11	How much will this cost me? - \|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few minute...Read the whole joke	14	0
12	How to Argue the Price of a Screw - A well known, rich business man's wife broke her hip. The business man got the best orthopedic surge...Read the whole joke	5	0
13	I can't find the cause of your pain - \|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your comp...Read the whole joke	9	0
14	I have bad and very bad news - \|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad ne...Read the whole joke	4	0
15	I have good news and bad news - \|Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.Patient...Read the whole joke	7	0
16	I often feel guilty - \|Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where...Read the whole joke	7	0
17	I think I need a pair of glasses - \|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank....Read the whole joke	4	0
18	I want to lose some weight - \|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John: How can I lose twe...Read the whole joke	9	0
19	I would like to havea second opinion - \|A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.Doctor: Your tonsils gotta...Read the whole joke	3	0
20	I'm gaining weight doctor - \|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?...Read the whole joke	8	0
21	I've got good and bad - \|I've got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor te...Read the whole joke	13	2.5
22	Is she feeling any better? - \|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change...Read the whole joke	8	0
23	Jelly - I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how?s your breakfast this morning?" "It?s very...Read the whole joke	6	0
24	Letters from charities - \|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day, I got o...Read the whole joke	7	0
25	Loud, mad, or sad - \|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test....Read the whole joke	5	0