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#	Title	Hits	Rating
1	A doctor is complaining to a mechanic - \|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid fo...Read the whole joke	104	2.5
2	A man with a glass eye is here to see you - \|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he...Read the whole joke	92	1
3	A very interesting fact - \|Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! Th...Read the whole joke	73	0
4	An invisible man is here to see you - \|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now....Read the whole joke	67	0
5	Bad temper problem - \|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with peo...Read the whole joke	37	0
6	Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease - \|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new people.3. You don't h...Read the whole joke	28	0
7	Better relationship - \|A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't...Read the whole joke	38	0
8	Birth Control - An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied...Read the whole joke	40	0
9	Can I play the piano once these are off? - \|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to bo...Read the whole joke	12	0
10	College - It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Servic...Read the whole joke	20	0
11	College Physics - A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pr...Read the whole joke	19	0
12	Crazy people talk - \|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He fou...Read the whole joke	24	0
13	Dentist - Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs ...Read the whole joke	15	0
14	Deodorant - A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...Read the whole joke	17	0
15	Did you ever have this before? - \|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you've got it again!...Read the whole joke	25	0
16	Did you take the patient's temperature? - \|Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?...Read the whole joke	15	0
17	Different Kinds of Doctors - There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the ...Read the whole joke	17	0
18	Diseases - The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no. ...Read the whole joke	32	0
19	Do you have a solution? - \|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, wh...Read the whole joke	17	1
20	Doctor! I swallowed a pillow! - \|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the...Read the whole joke	24	0
21	Doctor's Notes 1 - A man comes into the ER and yells; "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff...Read the whole joke	21	0
22	Doctor's Notes 2 - At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's...Read the whole joke	23	0
23	Doctor's Notes 3 - One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive...Read the whole joke	17	0
24	Doctor's Notes 4 - I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty ...Read the whole joke	17	0
25	Doctor's Notes 5 - While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" Af...Read the whole joke	16	0