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1	Dead and dying jokes - What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede....Read the whole joke	30
2	Dead and dying jokes - What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decompos...Read the whole joke	18
3	Dead and dying jokes - What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat....Read the whole joke	11
4	Dead and dying jokes - What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete....Read the whole joke	16
5	Dead and dying jokes - Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea....Read the whole joke	13
6	Dead and dying jokes - Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job....Read the whole joke	15
7	Dead and dying jokes - Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat....Read the whole joke	6
8	Dead and dying jokes - If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? De...Read the whole joke	24
9	Dead and dying jokes - Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case....Read the whole joke	9
10	Dead and dying jokes - Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left? Girl: ...Read the whole joke	13
11	Dead and dying jokes - Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by...Read the whole joke	14
12	Dead and dying jokes - Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the...Read the whole joke	17
13	Dead and dying jokes - Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave....Read the whole joke	15
14	Dead and dying jokes - I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week. Well, we had to, you know, she was dea...Read the whole joke	9
15	Dead and dying jokes - A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was t...Read the whole joke	9
16	Dead and dying jokes - What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits....Read the whole joke	9
17	Dead and dying jokes - How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye...Read the whole joke	8
18	Dead and dying jokes - If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is...Read the whole joke	5
19	Dead and dying jokes - Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful...Read the whole joke	9
20	Dead and dying jokes - What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust....Read the whole joke	10
21	Dead and dying jokes - What did the little kid do with the dead battery? He buried it....Read the whole joke	10
22	Dead and dying jokes - What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !...Read the whole joke	12
23	Dead and dying jokes - When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in pea...Read the whole joke	11
24	Dead and dying jokes - Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ? Because he was dead !...Read the whole joke	11
25	Dead and dying jokes - Q: What is the definition of Death? A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly....Read the whole joke	11