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# Title Hits Rating
1 Criminal jokes
- What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals? F.B.I....Read the whole joke		 6 0
2 Criminal jokes
- When did the criminal get smart? When the judge threw the book at him....Read the whole joke		 4 0
3 Criminal jokes
- Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail? Because it needs bailing out....Read the whole joke		 3 0
4 Criminal jokes
- What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all. A going-away party....Read the whole joke		 4 0
5 Criminal jokes
- What stars go to jail? Shooting stars....Read the whole joke		 5 0
6 Criminal jokes
- Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out....Read the whole joke		 3 0
7 Criminal jokes
- Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !...Read the whole joke		 7 0
8 Criminal jokes
- What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !...Read the whole joke		 3 0
9 Criminal jokes
- Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts...Read the whole joke		 3 0
10 Criminal jokes
- Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ? Al Caprawn !...Read the whole joke		 3 0
11 Criminal jokes
- What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !...Read the whole joke		 5 0
12 Criminal jokes
- What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs !...Read the whole joke		 3 0
13 Criminal jokes
- What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ? Robbery with violets !...Read the whole joke		 3 0
14 Criminal jokes
- What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ? A Kong - vict !...Read the whole joke		 5 0
15 Criminal jokes
- An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place...Read the whole joke		 8 0
16 Criminal jokes
- A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car? A police o...Read the whole joke		 6 0
17 Criminal jokes
- Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!...Read the whole joke		 6 0
18 Criminal jokes
- Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe? Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people p...Read the whole joke		 10 0

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