| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Criminal jokes
- A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was
about to be
executed.
"Have you any last reque...Read the whole joke |
134 |
2 |
| 2 |
Criminal jokes
- Two men,
sentenced to die in the electric
chair on the same day were led down to
the room in w...Read the whole joke |
65 |
0 |
| 3 |
Criminal jokes
- A computer geek goes to prison
for fraud,
they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy,
Having he...Read the whole joke |
50 |
0 |
| 4 |
Criminal jokes
- Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from
prison today. One is
orange and 9ft tall, and the oth...Read the whole joke |
44 |
0 |
| 5 |
Criminal jokes
- When the school was broken into, the
thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboa...Read the whole joke |
28 |
0 |
| 6 |
Criminal jokes
- The criminal mastermind found one of his
gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing t...Read the whole joke |
44 |
0 |
| 7 |
Criminal jokes
- Why was the robber bionic?
He was holding
up a bank....Read the whole joke |
11 |
0 |
| 8 |
Criminal jokes
- Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they
took everything except the
soap and towels.
Harry...Read the whole joke |
26 |
0 |
| 9 |
Criminal jokes
- Why did the burglar take a shower?
He
wanted to make a clean getaway...Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
| 10 |
Criminal jokes
- What did the burglar say to the
watchmaker as he tied him up?
Sorry to take so much of your va...Read the whole joke |
11 |
0 |
| 11 |
Criminal jokes
- Judge: Why did you steal
that bird?
Prisoner: For a lark, sir....Read the whole joke |
21 |
0 |
| 12 |
Criminal jokes
- I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake?
No!...Read the whole joke |
21 |
0 |
| 13 |
Criminal jokes
- Why was the robber so secure?
He was a
safe robber....Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 14 |
Criminal jokes
- Detective: Do you think
I should put on
the cuffs?
Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeve...Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 15 |
Criminal jokes
- Detective: How did you
get into
counterfeiting?
Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make mon...Read the whole joke |
16 |
0 |
| 16 |
Criminal jokes
- Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables
on my desk?
Criminal: You said it was time to spill ...Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
| 17 |
Criminal jokes
- A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and
no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or tra...Read the whole joke |
35 |
0 |
| 18 |
Criminal jokes
- How do bank robbers send messages?
By flee
mail!...Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 19 |
Criminal jokes
- What hired killer never goes to jail?
The
exterminator....Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 20 |
Criminal jokes
- What kind of thief steals meat?
A
hamburglar....Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 21 |
Criminal jokes
- Who is the strongest thief?
A
shoplifter....Read the whole joke |
13 |
0 |
| 22 |
Criminal jokes
- If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man,
what would
you have?
Organised grime (crime)....Read the whole joke |
18 |
0 |
| 23 |
Criminal jokes
- What diploma do criminals get?
The third
degree....Read the whole joke |
11 |
0 |
| 24 |
Criminal jokes
- What is the difference between a thief and a
church
bell?
One steals from the people, the other...Read the whole joke |
20 |
0 |
| 25 |
Criminal jokes
- What kind of robbery is not dangerous?
A
safe robbery....Read the whole joke |
13 |
0 |
