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1 A helicopter was flying around above Seattle...
- A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...Read the whole joke
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2 A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center...
- A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted s...Read the whole joke
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3 A mother was teaching her three year old daughter...
- A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime...Read the whole joke
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4 A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car
- A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car At a recent computer expo (Comdex), Bill Gates reportedly compared...Read the whole joke
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5 A talking Frog
- A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn...Read the whole joke
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6 ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95
- ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just g...Read the whole joke
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7 Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95...
- Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. 'Pop,' he says, 'you can't run W...Read the whole joke
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8 Acronyms
- PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE ...Read the whole joke
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9 Are computers males or females? TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE
- Are computers males or females? You decide. TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE: 5. They're...Read the whole joke
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10 Befuddled PC Users...
- Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and no Question Seems to be Too Basic Fro...Read the whole joke
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11 Chain Letter Type III
- Chain Letter Type IIIHi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This isabsolute...Read the whole joke
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12 Chain Letter Type IV
- Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of yourfriend...Read the whole joke
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13 Chain Letter Type lI
- Chain Letter Type lI: Make a wish!!!(This is where you have to scroll down)Really, go on and make o...Read the whole joke
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14 Computer Ease!
- Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the plann...Read the whole joke
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15 Definition of Programmer
- Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being a...Read the whole joke
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16 Diary of an AOL User
- Diary of an AOL User July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online. I've heard it is th...Read the whole joke
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17 Does DEC still make toasters?..
- Does DEC still make toasters...? They made good toasters in the '70s, didn't they?...Read the whole joke
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18 Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme!
- Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates...INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthet...Read the whole joke
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19 From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
- Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that thenew pro...Read the whole joke
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20 Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail
- Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail I am currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I'...Read the whole joke
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21 God and the Computer
- God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let there...Read the whole joke
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22 How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
- Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction m...Read the whole joke
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23 Human DNA Code (C) God
- God's Human DNA CodeFor many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact that verylit...Read the whole joke
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24 I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and...
- I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in June.I'm betting...Read the whole joke
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25 IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement
- IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out...Read the whole joke
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