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1	Computer jokes - A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "To...Read the whole joke	2
2	Computer jokes - Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the prog...Read the whole joke	4
3	Computer jokes - Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level....Read the whole joke	3
4	Computer jokes - The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results. The problem w...Read the whole joke	2
5	Computer jokes - A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empiri...Read the whole joke	3
6	Computer jokes - How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb? One, to generate a "ChangeLightBul...Read the whole joke	2
7	Computer jokes - How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb? Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to ...Read the whole joke	3
8	Computer jokes - "Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?" " My right hand." " Ama...Read the whole joke	2
9	Computer jokes - Computer helpline? Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow...Read the whole joke	3
10	Computer jokes - How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out? Hide their trainers....Read the whole joke	3
11	Computer jokes - What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you....Read the whole joke	2
12	Computer jokes - What did the mouse say to the webcam? Cheese....Read the whole joke	4
13	Computer jokes - What do computer experts do at weekends? Go for a disk drive....Read the whole joke	2
14	Computer jokes - What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!...Read the whole joke	2
15	Computer jokes - What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer? The Netcracker suite....Read the whole joke	2
16	Computer jokes - What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac....Read the whole joke	2
17	Computer jokes - What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk....Read the whole joke	2
18	Computer jokes - Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its trunk....Read the whole joke	2
19	Computer jokes - Where is the best place to buy computer software? Washington C.D...Read the whole joke	4
20	Computer jokes - Which football team to you need to connect up your computer? Leeds....Read the whole joke	2
21	Computer jokes - Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers? Click Turpin...Read the whole joke	3
22	Computer jokes - Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose....Read the whole joke	4
23	Computer jokes - Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t....Read the whole joke	3
24	Computer jokes - Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet....Read the whole joke	2
25	Computer jokes - Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet....Read the whole joke	1