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1	Computer jokes - An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not wo...Read the whole joke	9
2	Computer jokes - Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer? Someone told him he was supposed to boot ...Read the whole joke	3
3	Computer jokes - Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key"...Read the whole joke	5
4	Computer jokes - Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust co...Read the whole joke	5
5	Computer jokes - A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days lat...Read the whole joke	3
6	Computer jokes - A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the doo...Read the whole joke	3
7	Computer jokes - A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the loca...Read the whole joke	3
8	Computer jokes - A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling...Read the whole joke	4
9	Computer jokes - Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"...Read the whole joke	5
10	Computer jokes - Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters....Read the whole joke	4
11	Computer jokes - A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything sh...Read the whole joke	5
12	Computer jokes - Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist....Read the whole joke	3
13	Computer jokes - Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations....Read the whole joke	3
14	Computer jokes - Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND...Read the whole joke	3
15	Computer jokes - What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer? PC Plod....Read the whole joke	3
16	Computer jokes - If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operat...Read the whole joke	8
17	Computer jokes - What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk....Read the whole joke	3
18	Computer jokes - Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat....Read the whole joke	3
19	Computer jokes - What is a computer virus? A terminal illness....Read the whole joke	3
20	Computer jokes - To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer....Read the whole joke	3
21	Computer jokes - Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are....Read the whole joke	3
22	Computer jokes - Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes....Read the whole joke	3
23	Computer jokes - The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord....Read the whole joke	5
24	Computer jokes - Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31...Read the whole joke	3
25	Computer jokes - How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "la...Read the whole joke	3