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Title |
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50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
- 1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found ...Read the whole joke |
102 |
0.5 |
| 2 |
Addicted To Computers
- Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. ...Read the whole joke |
420 |
4.296875 |
| 3 |
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
- Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now they're in heaven, and G...Read the whole joke |
44 |
0 |
| 4 |
Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke |
29 |
0 |
| 5 |
Computer Crashed
- My computer crashed and died today And I thought, "oh well what the hey" Now I'd have time to clean ...Read the whole joke |
50 |
0 |
| 6 |
Computer Dictionary Part I
- BIT - A word used to describe computers, as in "Our daughter's computer cost quite a bit."BOOT - Wha...Read the whole joke |
638 |
0 |
| 7 |
Computer jokes
- A ragged individual stranded for several months
on a small desert island in the middle of the Pa...Read the whole joke |
26 |
0 |
| 8 |
Computer jokes
- Redmond,
WA --Microsoft announced today
that the official release date for the
new operating s...Read the whole joke |
23 |
0 |
| 9 |
Computer jokes
- What do computers eat when they get hungry?
Chips....Read the whole joke |
30 |
0 |
| 10 |
Computer jokes
- If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a
Windows box crashed...
Oh, wait a minute, he already ...Read the whole joke |
26 |
0 |
| 11 |
Computer jokes
- There was once a young man who,
in his
youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
...Read the whole joke |
15 |
0 |
| 12 |
Computer jokes
- There was once a
young man who, in his
youth, professed his desire to become a great
writer.
...Read the whole joke |
11 |
0 |
| 13 |
Computer jokes
- Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: One. He puts the bulb in and l...Read the whole joke |
19 |
0 |
| 14 |
Computer jokes
- Q:
How many Microsoft executives does it
take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for...Read the whole joke |
13 |
0 |
| 15 |
Computer jokes
- Q: How many Microsoft support
staff does
it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to ask "W...Read the whole joke |
11 |
0 |
| 16 |
Computer jokes
- Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited
to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them...Read the whole joke |
23 |
0 |
| 17 |
Computer jokes
- Q.
What creature has the best aptitude for
engineering ?
A. The spider -- It has its own webs...Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
| 18 |
Computer jokes
- As most technophiles are aware, there are
special programs to run scanners. These programs use a...Read the whole joke |
11 |
0 |
| 19 |
Computer jokes
- A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer
scientist
were arguing about what was the oldest prof...Read the whole joke |
22 |
0 |
| 20 |
Computer jokes
- Got this email from a friend:
CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?...Read the whole joke |
21 |
0.5 |
| 21 |
Computer jokes
- - Why do you think I spend too much
time
at my computer?
- Well, dear... Every time I ask yo...Read the whole joke |
28 |
0 |
| 22 |
Computer jokes
- ..... Ya see, we
at Microsoft believe in
making computing easier! What could be easier
for con...Read the whole joke |
18 |
0 |
| 23 |
Computer jokes
- Q: What is the difference between Windows 95
and Windows 98?
A: 3 years...Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
| 24 |
Computer jokes
- Q: What does a proud computer call his
little son?
A: A microchip off the old block....Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 25 |
Computer jokes
- Q: What happens if you cross a
midget and
a computer?
A: You get a short circut....Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
