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1	Clinton jokes - Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child? A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth...Read the whole joke	3
2	Clinton jokes - Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To tax the chicken....Read the whole joke	3
3	Clinton jokes - Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1...Read the whole joke	4
4	Clinton jokes - Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To meet the chick....Read the whole joke	4
5	Clinton jokes - Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore? A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton....Read the whole joke	3
6	Clinton jokes - Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died? A: Bill Clinton of course!...Read the whole joke	3
7	Clinton jokes - Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane? A: He see...Read the whole joke	5
8	Clinton jokes - Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: One--she just holds the bu...Read the whole joke	3
9	Clinton jokes - Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send ...Read the whole joke	3
10	Clinton jokes - Q: When will there be a woman in the White House? A: When Hillary leaves town....Read the whole joke	4
11	Clinton jokes - Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas? A: Highway 55....Read the whole joke	4
12	Clinton jokes - Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face? A: He is stupid!...Read the whole joke	3
13	Clinton jokes - Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice? A: He keeps having to eat his words....Read the whole joke	3
14	Clinton jokes - Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm....Read the whole joke	4
15	Clinton jokes - What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford? I d...Read the whole joke	3
16	Clinton jokes - Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America? A: Many of them have sixth grade re...Read the whole joke	3
17	Clinton jokes - Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until a...Read the whole joke	3
18	Clinton jokes - In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton?" 86% replie...Read the whole joke	3
19	Clinton jokes - Q: Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier? A: To promote off-shore drilling....Read the whole joke	6
20	Clinton jokes - Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look u...Read the whole joke	4
21	Clinton jokes - Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals? A: They all make a living by lying t...Read the whole joke	5
22	Clinton jokes - How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet? They were both dating the same girl in high school...Read the whole joke	5
23	Clinton jokes - Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up? A: "Good morning, Bill....Read the whole joke	4
24	Clinton jokes - Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years? A: Unite the Repu...Read the whole joke	4
25	Clinton jokes - Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia? A: His area of expertise is dodging arm...Read the whole joke	4