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1	Clinton jokes - Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda? A: Jane Fonda went t...Read the whole joke	50
2	Clinton jokes - Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow? A: By the wise look in the eyes....Read the whole joke	19
3	Clinton jokes - Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Rea...Read the whole joke	32
4	Clinton jokes - Q: What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth? A: Bill was giving his daughte...Read the whole joke	24
5	Clinton jokes - Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? A: A dead girlfriend....Read the whole joke	10
6	Clinton jokes - Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet? A: They were dating the same girl in high school....Read the whole joke	26
7	Clinton jokes - Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying? A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to...Read the whole joke	12
8	Clinton jokes - Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common? A: Neither one is very br...Read the whole joke	7
9	Clinton jokes - Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight? A: Runs away from the draft....Read the whole joke	10
10	Clinton jokes - Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces....Read the whole joke	11
11	Clinton jokes - Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized,...Read the whole joke	26
12	Clinton jokes - Q: Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly? A: Heredity....Read the whole joke	11
13	Clinton jokes - Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public s...Read the whole joke	12
14	Clinton jokes - Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone? A: He turned into Hillary!...Read the whole joke	11
15	Clinton jokes - Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely? A: Because if something happens to her...Read the whole joke	16
16	Clinton jokes - Q: How many Clinton administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two--o...Read the whole joke	13
17	Clinton jokes - Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They lik...Read the whole joke	8
18	Clinton jokes - Q: What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in? A: A noose....Read the whole joke	8
19	Clinton jokes - Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in? A: Handcuffs....Read the whole joke	8
20	Clinton jokes - Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble? A: Jezebel and Lucretia...Read the whole joke	11
21	Clinton jokes - Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until a...Read the whole joke	8
22	Clinton jokes - Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look u...Read the whole joke	10
23	Clinton jokes - Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician? A: Chelsea....Read the whole joke	5
24	Clinton jokes - Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved? A: The United States of A...Read the whole joke	8
25	Clinton jokes - Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for? A: If you d...Read the whole joke	12