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1	Politically Correct Santa - \|'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...How to live in a world that's politically co...Read the whole joke	5
2	Poor Turkey! - When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom took me out on the stoop, then he sat...Read the whole joke	5
3	Rating your Christmas parties - \|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your gu...Read the whole joke	4
4	Revised Christmas days - \|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the "Twelve Days...Read the whole joke	4
5	Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - \|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a...Read the whole joke	4
6	Santa Hates Your Kid - \|8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"7. Kid asks for new bike, get...Read the whole joke	4
7	Santa vs. system admins - \|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2...Read the whole joke	3
8	Santa's Pet Peeves - \|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it's fruitcake on your breath and n...Read the whole joke	5
9	Short Christmas Jokes - \|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It's Christmas, Eve ! How do you make an idiot laugh...Read the whole joke	3
10	Short Father Christmas - \|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas win a s...Read the whole joke	3
11	Short Reindeer Jokes - \|What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you ! Why is a reindeer like a...Read the whole joke	3
12	Short Snow Jokes - \|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold shoulder!What do sn...Read the whole joke	4
13	Sick of the Holidays - \|Signs You're Sick of the Holidays8. You've got red and green bags under your eyes 7. You're serving...Read the whole joke	3
14	Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree - \|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?" 6. It lo...Read the whole joke	6
15	Signs You've Had Too Much Holiday Cheer - \|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad....Read the whole joke	4
16	Some Musical Christmas Advice - \|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to check out Verdi good ...Read the whole joke	3
17	Ten things to say about gifts you don't like - \|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.9. It would be a shame if the ...Read the whole joke	6
18	Ten worst gifts to buy a woman - \|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework...Read the whole joke	10
19	The Australian Christmas - \|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus, here co...Read the whole joke	3
20	The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts - \|Jones: "The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day."Smith: ...Read the whole joke	5
21	The Christmas diet song - \|'Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my...Read the whole joke	4
22	The FAA Inspection - \|With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to ch...Read the whole joke	6
23	The first reindeer seen in a bar - \|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the b...Read the whole joke	3
24	The Miracle of Christmas - I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year without killing my relatives!...Read the whole joke	3
25	The night before Christmas for an attorney - \|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, qui...Read the whole joke	3