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1 Christmas jokes
- What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle....Read the whole joke
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2 Christmas jokes
- ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack t...Read the whole joke
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3 Christmas jokes
- How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!...Read the whole joke
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4 Christmas jokes
- What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!...Read the whole joke
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5 Christmas jokes
- How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid....Read the whole joke
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6 Christmas jokes
- What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas...Read the whole joke
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7 Christmas jokes
- What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up alre...Read the whole joke
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8 Christmas jokes
- "Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said it was too tight."...Read the whole joke
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9 Christmas jokes
- What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle....Read the whole joke
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10 Christmas jokes
- Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations? Santa Clues....Read the whole joke
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11 Christmas jokes
- Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in ...Read the whole joke
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12 Christmas jokes
- Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the s...Read the whole joke
3 0
13 Christmas jokes
- What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window? "Looks like rein ...Read the whole joke
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14 Christmas Jokes - Question and Answer
- |Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I...Read the whole joke
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15 Did Santa Give You That Present?
- |On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on ...Read the whole joke
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16 Enter the Pearly Gates
- |Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting...Read the whole joke
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17 Homemade Bargain Gift
- Here's a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake!-J...Read the whole joke
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18 I want to see something really cheap
- |After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his...Read the whole joke
8 0
19 Italian Night Before Christmas
- |Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was stirrin', Cuz I had a...Read the whole joke
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20 Jews & Christmas
- December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart...Read the whole joke
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21 Knock Knock Christmas
- |Knock KnockWho's there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho's there ?Sno...Read the whole joke
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22 Lost X Files Christmas episode
- |Mulder: We're too late. It's already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what you are doing.M...Read the whole joke
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23 Love, Santa
- Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since...Read the whole joke
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24 On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
- |December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a ...Read the whole joke
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25 Optimist vs. Pessimist
- |A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too...Read the whole joke
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