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1	Christmas jokes - What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !...Read the whole joke	4
2	Christmas jokes - Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !...Read the whole joke	3
3	Christmas jokes - What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !...Read the whole joke	3
4	Christmas jokes - Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was looking forward to Christmas!...Read the whole joke	3
5	Christmas jokes - How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !...Read the whole joke	5
6	Christmas jokes - What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes? No-eyed-deer!...Read the whole joke	3
7	Christmas jokes - What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !...Read the whole joke	4
8	Christmas jokes - What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail !...Read the whole joke	3
9	Christmas jokes - How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !...Read the whole joke	3
10	Christmas jokes - How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ? Chick to chick !...Read the whole joke	3
11	Christmas jokes - What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ? Fancy a bite ?...Read the whole joke	4
12	Christmas jokes - Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge? Gnome : Put a fi...Read the whole joke	4
13	Christmas jokes - Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank. Why did he do tha...Read the whole joke	3
14	Christmas jokes - What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis!...Read the whole joke	4
15	Christmas jokes - Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours, Sherlock ...Read the whole joke	4
16	Christmas jokes - How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !...Read the whole joke	3
17	Christmas jokes - Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !...Read the whole joke	4
18	Christmas jokes - What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?...Read the whole joke	3
19	Christmas jokes - A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears...Read the whole joke	3
20	Christmas jokes - What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ? Best vicious of the season...Read the whole joke	3
21	Christmas jokes - How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? A merry Christmas to ewe...Read the whole joke	5
22	Christmas jokes - What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold....Read the whole joke	3
23	Christmas jokes - ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen....Read the whole joke	3
24	Christmas jokes - What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish....Read the whole joke	5
25	Christmas jokes - If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus....Read the whole joke	3