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Title |
Hits |
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'Twas the Night before Finals
- |T'was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute ...Read the whole joke |
20 |
0 |
| 2 |
A Martha Stewart Christmas
- |Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don't need diamond earrings, handy s...Read the whole joke |
32 |
0.5 |
| 3 |
A Microsoft Christmas
- |NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christma...Read the whole joke |
17 |
0 |
| 4 |
A parent's night before Christmas
- |'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools to hand to my s...Read the whole joke |
23 |
0 |
| 5 |
Addicted to the Web
- |(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is ...Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 6 |
An Internet Christmas
- |T'was the Internet Night Before Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net...Read the whole joke |
12 |
0 |
| 7 |
Bad Santa
- A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one condition, send me your mother....Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
| 8 |
Believing in Santa
- Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 9 |
Billy Gates writes to Santa
- |Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you've had a successful year and have come up with a lot of in...Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
| 10 |
Christmas at the Post Office
- Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!-Johnny Carson...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 11 |
Christmas downsizing
- |Today's global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive s...Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
| 12 |
Christmas jokes
- What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle
Bells, Jungle bells.. !...Read the whole joke |
15 |
0 |
| 13 |
Christmas jokes
- Why are Christmas trees like bad
knitters
?
They both drop their needles !...Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 14 |
Christmas jokes
- Why is a burning candle like being
thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !...Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
| 15 |
Christmas jokes
- What do you get if you
cross an apple
with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !...Read the whole joke |
11 |
0 |
| 16 |
Christmas jokes
- What do you give a train driver for
Christmas
?
Platform shoes !...Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 17 |
Christmas jokes
- What happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule
be happy !...Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
| 18 |
Christmas jokes
- What do
you get if you cross Father
Christmas with a detective ?
Santa Clues !...Read the whole joke |
11 |
0 |
| 19 |
Christmas jokes
- Father Christmas win a saucepan in a
competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck !...Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
| 20 |
Christmas jokes
- What do you call a man who claps at
Christmas
?
Santapplause !...Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 21 |
Christmas jokes
- Why does Father Christmas like to work in
the garden ?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe...Read the whole joke |
11 |
0 |
| 22 |
Christmas jokes
- Why is a cat on a beach like
Christmas
?
Because they both have "Sandy claws" !...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 23 |
Christmas jokes
- Why does Father Christmas go down
chimneys?
Because they soot him!...Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 24 |
Christmas jokes
- Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No
you can have turkey like everyone else !...Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 25 |
Christmas jokes
- What did the big cracker
say to the
little cracker ?
My pop is bigger than yours !...Read the whole joke |
11 |
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