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1 Wear your collar backwards
- Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you...Read the whole joke
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2 What are you doing, Tommy?
- Vicar: Whats that you're doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, T...Read the whole joke
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3 What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
- What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink...Read the whole joke
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4 What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
- What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade....Read the whole joke
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5 What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
- Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you see teeth marks....Read the whole joke
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6 What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
- What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can't get your kids to ea...Read the whole joke
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7 What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
- What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words? Which one's Mommy?...Read the whole joke
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8 What's the best form of birth control after 50?
- What's the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity...Read the whole joke
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9 When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris...
- When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool, I noticed an older woman ...Read the whole joke
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10 When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher...
- When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their first name. When...Read the whole joke
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11 Where is the French border?
- "Why do you look so glum today?", the teacher asked young Johnny. "I didn't have no breakfast," John...Read the whole joke
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12 White Hoose
- I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David...Read the whole joke
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13 Who discovered North America?
- Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it is!Teacher: Corr...Read the whole joke
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14 Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
- A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. "Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?" ...Read the whole joke
9 0
15 Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
- Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!...Read the whole joke
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16 Winnie The ????
- "Winnie The ????" It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class. The teac...Read the whole joke
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