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1	Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises... - Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his parents' bedroom. He go...Read the whole joke	4
2	Lick that - Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were. ...Read the whole joke	4
3	Like father like son - Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls down on top of his penis. H...Read the whole joke	1
4	Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night... - Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared. He goes into his mother...Read the whole joke	4
5	Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with... - Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on, standing in front of him, he...Read the whole joke	4
6	Little Johnny -- being logical - Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers, holdi...Read the whole joke	3
7	Little Johnny catches his parents going at it... - Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey, Pop! What are you doin'?"His fathe...Read the whole joke	8
8	Little Johnny comes home from school... - Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems...Read the whole joke	1
9	Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks... - Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...Read the whole joke	1
10	Little Johnny had become a real nuisance... - Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday after...Read the whole joke	1
11	Little Johnny is coming home from the store... - Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other h...Read the whole joke	7
12	Little Johnny is in class. The teacher... - Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child think up a wo...Read the whole joke	2
13	Little Johnny sat playing in the garden... - Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he wa...Read the whole joke	4
14	Little Johnny says to his mother... - Little Johnny says to his mother " Mommy, I have to go and tinkle." The mother replies back " Woul...Read the whole joke	4
15	Little Johnny tried out for the school play... - Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines to practice:"Hark! A p...Read the whole joke	1
16	Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom... - Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only catch him sitting on the side of his bed sl...Read the whole joke	12
17	Little Johnny walks into his primary school... - Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by his teache...Read the whole joke	3
18	Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth... - Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "The stork ...Read the whole joke	1
19	Little Johnny was in class again... - Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone "Can anyone tell me a sentence with the ...Read the whole joke	1
20	Little Johnny was late for school... - Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,"Why are you late litt...Read the whole joke	1
21	Little Johnny's mother decided to give... - Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of h...Read the whole joke	4
22	Little Johny being literal - Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.Little Mary says: "My Dad is a...Read the whole joke	3
23	Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she... - Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. "Daddy, what are those two...Read the whole joke	1
24	Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit... - Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer. Being a city kid he's never seen o...Read the whole joke	1