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#	Title	Hits	Rating
1	A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest... - A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...the grass was very thickand long, and it took the boy ...Read the whole joke	123	0
2	A circumcision - Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says "I won't be goin...Read the whole joke	89	0
3	A clear moral - One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and th...Read the whole joke	64	0
4	A failed attempt - Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face."Why do you do that,...Read the whole joke	61	0
5	A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked... - A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, "What's theproblem, Carol? I hope it's not ho...Read the whole joke	42	0
6	A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal... - A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of a cat."Wha...Read the whole joke	47	0
7	A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as... - A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers. On...Read the whole joke	33	0
8	A fortunate coincidence - John: "I'm glad you named me John."Mother: "Why?"John: "Because that's what all the kids at school c...Read the whole joke	43	0
9	A good student - It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, ...Read the whole joke	51	2.5
10	A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home... - A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,"Please send me some food. All they serve here are meals."...Read the whole joke	33	0
11	A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters... - A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, an...Read the whole joke	40	2
12	A lesson in ebonics - A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.' ...Read the whole joke	27	0
13	A little boy and his dad are standing in line... - A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind a big fat lady. The little...Read the whole joke	45	0
14	A little boy did not go to school one day... - A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said "Our...Read the whole joke	40	0
15	A little boy was excited about his first day at school... - A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact, that only a few minutes a...Read the whole joke	38	0
16	A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could... - A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'Jumpin...Read the whole joke	25	0
17	A little girl and a little boy were at day care... - A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey ...Read the whole joke	40	0
18	A little girl came running into the house crying... - A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small cut she just received....Read the whole joke	26	0
19	A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother... - A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she...Read the whole joke	33	0
20	A little period - The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it ...Read the whole joke	33	0
21	A lost skill - This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat a yard sale that Little ...Read the whole joke	30	0
22	A man was taking his wife... - A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when his car went out of cont...Read the whole joke	32	0
23	A necessary condition - There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa,...Read the whole joke	26	0
24	A new method - It's the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,"If anyone has to go to the...Read the whole joke	32	0
25	A novel grasp on marriage - The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny. When she expre...Read the whole joke	33	0