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1	Little Johnny was in class again... - Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone "Can anyone tell me a sentence with the ...Read the whole joke	3
2	Little Johnny was late for school... - Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,"Why are you late litt...Read the whole joke	3
3	Little Johnny's mother decided to give... - Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of h...Read the whole joke	7
4	Little Johny being literal - Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.Little Mary says: "My Dad is a...Read the whole joke	5
5	Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she... - Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. "Daddy, what are those two...Read the whole joke	2
6	Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit... - Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer. Being a city kid he's never seen o...Read the whole joke	4
7	Matering checking - Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new checking account. ...Read the whole joke	3
8	Missed the word - "Dad," said the boy, "we had a spelling contest in school today, and I missed on the very first word...Read the whole joke	4
9	Mom took little johnny to the doctor... - Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how did such a thing ha...Read the whole joke	10
10	Mom, can little girls have babies? - Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,"Mommy, can little girls have babies?""No", said...Read the whole joke	4
11	My dog ate my homework - "Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her ha...Read the whole joke	10
12	Old enough for cursing - Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing. Sothey plan to use dirty wo...Read the whole joke	1
13	On Christmas morning a cop on horseback... - On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on h...Read the whole joke	3
14	Once when Mary was young her school... - Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided to go as a pirate aft...Read the whole joke	7
15	One day a boy asks his dad... - One day a boy asks his dad,"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" Dad thought for a min...Read the whole joke	7
16	One day a little boy over heard his parents... - One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,"You bitch, your cunt is too hai...Read the whole joke	10
17	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	26
18	One day a teacher was teaching religion... - One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class"What part of your body do you thin...Read the whole joke	5
19	One day in class the teacher... - One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa penis then asks the cla...Read the whole joke	9
20	One day shortly after the birth of their new baby... - One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to goout to do some errands. So th...Read the whole joke	4
21	One day the teacher decides to play an animal game... - One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if ...Read the whole joke	8
22	One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten... - One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitc...Read the whole joke	4
23	One of my first evenings back from overseas... - One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl's understanding parents left us alone in the li...Read the whole joke	8
24	One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm... - One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She wa...Read the whole joke	5
25	One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny... - One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that...Read the whole joke	6