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1	An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day... - An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him. "If you ge...Read the whole joke	13
2	Animal stuttering - Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon o...Read the whole joke	15
3	Anybody Home? - A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about anurgent problem with one of the m...Read the whole joke	15
4	At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate... - At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret...Read the whole joke	12
5	Backward Santa - As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Chris...Read the whole joke	6
6	Beautiful -- in a sentence - The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use ...Read the whole joke	8
7	Better than playing doctor - Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on her bubblegum. Suzi...Read the whole joke	13
8	Bitter end - Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, "bitter end" in it.L...Read the whole joke	6
9	Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag - Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag One day the little rascals were sitting in school. The teache...Read the whole joke	7
10	Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey... - Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly li...Read the whole joke	7
11	Count till fifty - The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like "cunt" and "cock" scrawled all over the bla...Read the whole joke	3
12	Drawing God - A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked ar...Read the whole joke	9
13	Ear - Little Johnny was in a spelling bee in class. He had to spell the word and use it in a sentence. The...Read the whole joke	4
14	Earn it hiking - A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. ...Read the whole joke	5
15	Everything we need - A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the midst of doing so...Read the whole joke	8
16	Fair Punishment - Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good, cause I didn't d...Read the whole joke	5
17	Finding the right answers - Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother her age? She told him t...Read the whole joke	4
18	First grade romance - An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after class. "How...Read the whole joke	6
19	Following the sign - Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The o...Read the whole joke	5
20	From Us... - The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters "ILU" written on it. The teache...Read the whole joke	5
21	Fun fun fun worry worry worry - A teacher said to her little student Suzy, "Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worr...Read the whole joke	3
22	Get married - Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask ...Read the whole joke	3
23	Gone fishing - Henry Abel's son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him what the pr...Read the whole joke	3
24	History through the eyes of the eighth graders - The following is a "history" collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade th...Read the whole joke	5
25	Homework - One day, when Billy came home from school, his mom asked him how his day went. He said, "We're learn...Read the whole joke	7